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Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 8:35:36 PM

RuheMaus

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So, I was pondering what it'd be like if Wal-Mart or a store LIKE it decided to start selling Sex toys, kink toys, or the like. The fact that some sell Kama Sutra supplies already aside, what would they sell? What stars would come out with their own line? What kind of blue-light specials would they have? Let's get our thinking caps on and brainstorm this out!

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 8:37:03 PM

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Wal-mart would have a bunch of crap from China that needed to be recalled for Lead paint

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 8:52:22 PM

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Uhhh... Why? We make our own out of what they already sell... All it would do if they started marketing any of it would be make the cost of "kink" toys go up.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:02:45 PM

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i just want to say that the minute the olsen twins start making their own kink stuff i'm walking away from the lifestyle forever.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:03:51 PM

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i just want to say that the minute the olsen twins start making their own kink stuff i'm walking away from the lifestyle forever.

LOL

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:07:25 PM

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i just want to say that the minute the olsen twins start making their own kink stuff i'm walking away from the lifestyle forever.

We already have Hello Kitty vibes & Sailor Moon Pregnancy tests... And Baditz Maru condoms. It's not too long, now.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:36:04 PM

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Walmart already does...just walk down the kitchen utensil isle. If you don't already have a wooden spoon in your bag, you are not a TWUE Top! You shouldn't even be IN the lifestyle if you don't have clothes pins.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:46:14 PM

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And Baditz Maru condoms.

NO SHIT?!?!?!?

I love that little pissed off penguin fucker.

I would SO want to own a set of BADTZ MARU Condoms

I couldn't use them cause of the Latex Alergy but I would love to just carry them around with me..

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:48:41 PM

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No lube anal. :)

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 9:54:44 PM

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Steel:
http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/9938/archive/arch120.html
Pictures of said condoms, so you can start searding the net to buy some, mabye?

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 10:02:48 PM

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Walmart would make them from the foreskins of babies if they thought they could make a buck off of it. Shopping at Walmart is the most expensive things American's can do, to save a buck you fuck a fellow American out of a job so you get fired later when your company folds because of lost revenue.

You want cheap? Shop at PriceClub, a corporation that pays wages so high WallStreet downgrades their stock. The CEO laughs at them and points to how low his theft, training, and retention costs are but WallStreet doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else.

FUCK WALLMART and the cheap chinese trojan horse they are riding in on.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 10:04:51 PM

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Wal-mart would have a bunch of crap from China that needed to be recalled for Lead paint

No kidding. I won't shop at Walmart.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 10:10:16 PM

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Wal-mart has greeters when you enter the store, so would grandma be welcoming us into the backroom as she checked our id's?

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 10:26:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: RuheMaus

Steel:
http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/9938/archive/arch120.html
Pictures of said condoms, so you can start searding the net to buy some, mabye?

Not on E-Bay
Craigs List
Impossible Finds
or Sanrio

That Sucks

If you know someone with a set I would be interested in getting one..... even if it;s just one

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 10:41:19 PM

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thank you! took the words right out of my mouth.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/28/2008 11:44:21 PM

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It would be the same cheap piece of crap toys you see at most porn shops. The 10 dollar whip made of plastic that falls apart, the thin paddle that breaks after one swat, the nipple clamps that break skin.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/29/2008 4:39:42 AM

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quote:

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Walmart would make them from the foreskins of babies if they thought they could make a buck off of it. Shopping at Walmart is the most expensive things American's can do, to save a buck you fuck a fellow American out of a job so you get fired later when your company folds because of lost revenue.

You want cheap? Shop at PriceClub, a corporation that pays wages so high WallStreet downgrades their stock. The CEO laughs at them and points to how low his theft, training, and retention costs are but WallStreet doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else.

FUCK WALLMART and the cheap chinese trojan horse they are riding in on.

YES !!!!! Think before shopping at any box-shop like mall-wart.
PriceClub is great and like others have said...just a wander through any kitchen supply section will yield a wealth of ideas.

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/29/2008 4:48:35 AM

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or try a restaurant supply store, they have extra big wooden spoons and spatulas, the rubber and metal kinds. and they've got these huge, wicked bbque brushes that i wouldn't go near my grill with...(wow if you like abrasian). anyhoo, the kinds of things you couldn't discreetly travel with rofl, but who needs to travel when you've got fun stuff like that in your bedroom?

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/29/2008 5:05:25 AM

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They would probably sell these, mmmm...sex ramen for the win. http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/db717

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RE: Theories: What would Wal-mart Kink be? - 4/29/2008 5:11:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CarrieO

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

Walmart would make them from the foreskins of babies if they thought they could make a buck off of it. Shopping at Walmart is the most expensive things American's can do, to save a buck you fuck a fellow American out of a job so you get fired later when your company folds because of lost revenue.

You want cheap? Shop at PriceClub, a corporation that pays wages so high WallStreet downgrades their stock. The CEO laughs at them and points to how low his theft, training, and retention costs are but WallStreet doesn't give a shit about you or anyone else.

FUCK WALLMART and the cheap chinese trojan horse they are riding in on.

YES !!!!! Think before shopping at any box-shop like mall-wart.
PriceClub is great and like others have said...just a wander through any kitchen supply section will yield a wealth of ideas.

I have heard Priceclub is owned by the same company as Costco and Sams....Has anyone else heard this?

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