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ResidentSadist -> Blonde sex in car joke (4/29/2008 4:08:00 PM)

A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to get into the back seat?"  "NO!" she answered.  Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet.
 
Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to get into the back seat?" "NO!" she answers again.
 
Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want it now.
 
"Do you want to get into the back seat NOW?" he asks again.
"NO!"  she answers yet again.
 
Frustrated, he demands "Well, why not!"
"Because I want to stay up front here with you!"




GreedyTop -> RE: Blonde sex in car joke (4/29/2008 4:51:02 PM)

LOL 

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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."Gee, I hope it's mine!"




ResidentSadist -> RE: Blonde sex in car joke (4/29/2008 4:55:18 PM)

lmao




rukna -> RE: Blonde sex in car joke (4/30/2008 2:31:29 AM)

:)) refreshes some similar old memories




CharmedAnne -> RE: Blonde sex in car joke (4/30/2008 10:13:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

LOL 

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
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."Gee, I hope it's mine!"



Ok, that is classic.




GreedyTop -> RE: Blonde sex in car joke (5/1/2008 12:09:04 AM)

Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
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so they have somewhere to hook their ankles during sex




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