ResidentSadist
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From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
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1- How many Masters (Doms/Dommes) does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time the slave brings it.
2- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a slave? Because a slave who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
3- How do you know when a slave is about to say something smart? When they start the sentence with "A Master once told me..."
4- How do you fix a slave's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
5- If your dog is barking at the back door and your slave is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
6- What's worse than a male chauvinist Master? A female slave who won't do what she's told.
7- I haven't spoken to my Master for 18 months! I don't like to interrupt.
8- Our last fight was my fault: My slave asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
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