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Sirandlil1 -> Blonde joke (5/1/2008 5:30:24 AM)
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Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects
the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that
he will sell it for $599.00, no less. After paying him, she drives to
the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the
news. She walks into the telegraphoffice, and says, 'I want
to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull
for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck
and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull,
the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and
says, 'I want you to send her the word
'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she
ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your
pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your
ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll
read it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'
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