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my super power would be


the ability to fly
  18% (10)
invisibility
  29% (16)
super strength
  3% (2)
amazing speed
  3% (2)
breathing under water
  9% (5)
couldn't be burnt
  0% (0)
other
  36% (20)


Total Votes : 55
(last vote on : 5/28/2008 5:41:14 PM)
(Poll will run till: -- )


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Lumus -> RE: my super power would be (5/1/2008 3:19:09 PM)

I want to be able to pass gas at will and have everyone else think someone else is to blame for it.  Even themselves.

Especially in elevators.





LaTigresse -> RE: my super power would be (5/1/2008 3:22:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Leatherist

I want the power to evil eye people and have them stop behaving like dorks.


It is a fun power to have.......[;)]




LilSubmissive1 -> RE: my super power would be (5/1/2008 3:26:01 PM)

Ever since I was a kid I've have always wanted X-Ray vision.




stormgirl -> RE: my super power would be (5/2/2008 9:19:07 PM)

if i could fly i probably would be lazy and just take the jetpack . . . i can walk but i drive everywhere! 
i want the bewitched nose also.   sooo helpful. 




mnottertail -> RE: my super power would be (5/2/2008 9:30:14 PM)

If I could fly away;
what would it mean today?

And what would I do, without your love?






servantheart -> RE: my super power would be (5/3/2008 5:53:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

i want the bewitched nose twitch and *poof* the house is spotless.


What phoenix said! [sm=agree.gif]




Level -> RE: my super power would be (5/3/2008 6:00:13 PM)

My superpower would be to make my penis smaller; I mean, just a little........ I hate not being able to put on my pants.




DragonLadysFire -> RE: my super power would be (5/5/2008 8:11:59 PM)

I want the power to morph into any form animal, human, or magical speak their language and have their talents and powers.
is that too mush to ask...[;)]




unDEAD -> RE: my super power would be (5/5/2008 9:37:14 PM)

I'd want to be able to manipulate space-time 




mzbehavin -> RE: my super power would be (5/5/2008 9:55:41 PM)

Teleportation [image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m25.gif[/image]




Arrrchibald -> RE: my super power would be (5/5/2008 10:24:23 PM)

Stealing people's souls.  




Marc2b -> RE: my super power would be (5/5/2008 10:24:27 PM)

quote:

I wanna be Invisable cause I like being Naked and hate to have to put on clothed just to go and Peep in Aileens and Greedy Tops Windows I mean I'm just getting naked again when I get there.


Well now, it seems you and I have similar tastes in both super powers and women.

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Slowly he creeps across the bedroom floor so as to make no noise as he gazes upon the sleeping nude beauty. Her prone figure is peaceful in sleep, her face possessed of that unique innocence that only comes to those who are dreaming. He spends a couple of minutes drinking his fill of the splendor of her ample breasts, smooth belly, curvy thighs and, mostly, the simple yet enticing elegance of her slit. He moves again – slowly! – to the other side of the bed. He simply must have a look at that righteous ass.
 
Slowly. Step by careful step.
 
Thwump!
 
"What the?"
 
"Who’s there!?"
 
"StellofUtah?"
 
"Yeah? Who are you?"
 
"Marc2b. So you went for the invisibility power too, huh?"
 
"Damn right. If you can’t use a super power to spy on hot naked chicks, what good is it?"
 
"Totally dude. You been here long?"
 
"Just a few minutes. I figure I’d stay long enough to watch her shower, then head over to GreedyTops’ and perve her for a while. You wan’t to join me."
 
"Oh I am so there. I’ve been wanting to examine those tattoos up close."
 
"Oh shit! Shh... Shh... I think she’s waking up!"
 
"No dude, she just farted."
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For the record, I don’t know if Aileen sleeps in the nude – but I like to think she does.




SummerWind -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 1:25:19 AM)

Time Travel....




Aileen1968 -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 3:27:23 AM)

I do sleep in the nude.  And I don't fart...ever.

My superpower would be the ability to shoot webs out of my wrists, except they would be made out of chocolate.  The instant housecleaning with the twitch of the nose is a must too.




Level -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 3:29:06 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

And I don't fart...ever.

[sm=liar.gif]




sirsholly -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 4:11:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

My superpower would be to make my penis smaller; I mean, just a little........ I hate not being able to put on my pants.


my superpower would be not to choke when i read posts like this......[;)]




sirsholly -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 4:14:18 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

And I don't fart...ever.

[sm=liar.gif]


Level doesn't fart either. He never keeps his mouth closed long enough to build up any pressure........*nods*




Marc2b -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 7:22:05 AM)

quote:

I do sleep in the nude.  And I don't fart...ever.


Good to know... on both counts.  [:)]





SummerWind -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 6:08:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Aileen1968

And I don't fart...ever.



.........but she queefs like a whoopy cusion......




LDRandAstarte -> RE: my super power would be (5/6/2008 9:31:26 PM)

The power to make anyone instantly shit a gallon of diarrhea in thier pants!
Imagine the self-righteous asshole giving a helpless check-out girl at the grocery store a bad time!
Snap my fingers and a gallon of shit floods out the bottom of his pant legs!




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