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Three women - 5/2/2008 10:15:00 AM

angelspassion4u

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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about
their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three
will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
"You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night
long..

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I
opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door
and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"

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RE: Three women - 5/3/2008 6:42:51 AM

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Which is why I am not married anymore......

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RE: Three women - 5/4/2008 9:40:02 PM

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"What's for dinner, Batman?"

I would of said, "you. hop into the oven!"

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RE: Three women - 5/4/2008 11:50:02 PM

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See and I would have said that too, Cause I was fucking Hungry and as soon as I ate, I would have been right there fucking her stupid

For some reason women loose thier sense of Humor when they get married.

The Other two Guys The one with the Mistress he knew he would go home and have dinner with his wife

The Engaged guy knew that the relationship could survive if he asked her to make him a sandwich after cause it was still new

However the married guy knew that if he didn't eat first he would be on his own cause she is on a diet cause she is the only one in the relationship who thinks shes fat and no matter how many times he says otherwise she still eats a side salad for dinner every night.

Fuck It, I'm getting Fed first then I'll lay the pipe.

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RE: Three women - 5/5/2008 12:36:08 PM

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Amen, Brother Steel.

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