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SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 7:36:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

FR:   Steel, you were 17.  The woman changing her tampon would have made you "hard as a lead pipe".

And yes, the rest of you can thank me for that image later.

E.


No E, Not exactly.

And the things she did STILL make me hard as a Lead Pipe thinking about it. And it wasn't even so much WHAT she did but rather HOW she did them, She was a Temptress. Through and through . I would have never thought a woman old enough to be my Grandmother could be like that.

I never take women for granted anymore. Judge no book by it's cover, and always look under the hood no matter what the car looks like, cause you never know when you could be surprized.

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 1:56:00 PM)

Steel, I'd like to apologize for giving you a hard time.  You are one of the few people I know that are the same online and offline, who says what they mean and means what they say, and who aren't expending so much energy trying to impress people online that they can't keep up their charade offline.  Andi is a lucky woman.

Kisses.

Cali



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 2:30:38 PM)

**As Serious as a Heart Attack**

Why Thank You Cali, That really means a lot to me.

I really wasn't expecting that.

Thank you

Steel



BlackPhx -> RE: Never too old? (5/6/2008 7:46:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phin

there is a big difference between a 52 year old and an 80ish year old



There could be rabbit there could be...Sophia Lauren is 74 I hope to look as good as her in another 19 or so years.  http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/loren%20criticises%20big%20brother_1055620 she doesn't look all that bad. And Julie Newmar (Catwoman for you youngsters) is still Hot http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/2008/01/30/julie-newmar-wants-to-be-your-spokesperson/

Steel if the woman you were with was as skilled and energetic as you say, then you were a lucky man indeed. It beats groping around in the back seat of a car or fumbling in a motel room after prom.

poenkitten



Cuffkinks -> RE: Never too old? (5/7/2008 11:14:21 AM)

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I don't see the Problem??

Tied down to the Hid-a Bed Ass up or chained to the foot of the Bed....... I just give them small menial decisions to give them that sence of entitlement, makes them feel like they have a say they tend to be so ..... accepting of things when they think it was partly thier idea.

You see once on the Hid-a-bed we set up the Video Camera and the Hot Wax and The Wartenbergs Wheel and inform her her new title is "CockSocket" and then give her her blindfold.

If we chain her to the foot of the bed well then I don't have to UNCHAIN her till it's time to send her home. The chain reaches all the Important places like the Bathroom and the Refrigerator and just far enough into the livingroom to allow her to sit at my feet by the couch, All the other things apply she still gets used as a "CockSocket" only she gets to feel like it might actually have been her idea. They are just a little more lively when they think it was partially thier idea.

And I can't order her around untill I own her and apparently she is not wanting that at the current moment so this just makes everything more business like.

However NOW THAT SHE KNOWS ALL THIS ..... I guess we will have to go with our original Idea and Ship the girls to each other via Crates. You remember our slave exchange program, You send hejira and I send andi we keep um for a month then send em back? I finally found a decent rate by sending them by train, but you will need a flat bed truck for pickup.

Steel

[:D]
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  Now I see the full picture. Got it. NICE!
In any type of scene I personally only like to let them make decisions when there is predicament play involved. My little girl refers to them as "oh shit" moments, when she realizes that her choice only leads further to her "predicament." 
  Ahhh...Good times! [sm=evil.gif] 




SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/7/2008 11:21:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

I don't see the Problem??

Tied down to the Hid-a Bed Ass up or chained to the foot of the Bed....... I just give them small menial decisions to give them that sence of entitlement, makes them feel like they have a say they tend to be so ..... accepting of things when they think it was partly thier idea.

You see once on the Hid-a-bed we set up the Video Camera and the Hot Wax and The Wartenbergs Wheel and inform her her new title is "CockSocket" and then give her her blindfold.

If we chain her to the foot of the bed well then I don't have to UNCHAIN her till it's time to send her home. The chain reaches all the Important places like the Bathroom and the Refrigerator and just far enough into the livingroom to allow her to sit at my feet by the couch, All the other things apply she still gets used as a "CockSocket" only she gets to feel like it might actually have been her idea. They are just a little more lively when they think it was partially thier idea.

And I can't order her around untill I own her and apparently she is not wanting that at the current moment so this just makes everything more business like.

However NOW THAT SHE KNOWS ALL THIS ..... I guess we will have to go with our original Idea and Ship the girls to each other via Crates. You remember our slave exchange program, You send hejira and I send andi we keep um for a month then send em back? I finally found a decent rate by sending them by train, but you will need a flat bed truck for pickup.

Steel

[:D]


Now I see the full picture. Got it. NICE!
In any type of scene I personally only like to let them make decisions when there is predicament play involved. My little girl refers to them as "oh shit" moments, when she realizes that her choice only leads further to her "predicament." 
Ahhh...Good times! [sm=evil.gif] 




Yeah I agree it's fun to fuck with them. I like giving her two options one that I want to do and she doesn't and one she thinks she wants to do untill she realizes what I REALLY ment by it. Andi has learned to ask questions before she makes a choice. LMAO

Kiss your Girl for me and give her a Groap and tell her not to tell her Master but that was from Steel

Take Care Brother

Steel



CalifChick -> RE: Never too old? (5/7/2008 11:23:45 AM)

Hmmmmmmmmmmm...

Cali
(wondering if Steel knows I can see his super secret invisible ink writings)



Saratov -> RE: Never too old? (5/7/2008 5:00:45 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah


(snip)

However NOW THAT SHE KNOWS ALL THIS ..... I guess we will have to go with our original Idea and Ship the girls to each other via Crates. You remember our slave exchange program, You send hejira and I send andi we keep um for a month then send em back? I finally found a decent rate by sending them by train, but you will need a flat bed truck for pickup.

Steel

[:D]



[sm=waves.gif] I don't know what kind of rate you got for the train but, I believe if you ship by bus it will cost $39. [sm=mrpuffy.gif]



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/7/2008 6:18:30 PM)

The Bus won't take the size of the Crate and the Trucking company could not GUARANTEE that the Crates wouldn't be jostled too much in Transit. The Train Guaranteed a safe trip from Drop Off to Pick up.

Thanks Saratov but we actually looked into this.

Steel



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: Never too old? (5/8/2008 6:27:37 PM)

I've got an expedition that could fit one nicely in the back driving up, and one just as nicely coming back down..
I'm just saying...



KMsAngel -> RE: Never too old? (5/9/2008 5:50:33 AM)

you scare me, bsb [:o]



SteelofUtah -> RE: Never too old? (5/9/2008 7:23:56 AM)

BSB If you are willing to ever take that trip I would love to make you dinner for your troubles and even if I do say so myself I am a rather good cook. I'll put your up for the night obviously. With the girls being tied to random things for the evening I am sure the bed will be empty or I can put you up in the Local Hotel for the evening?

I'm just wondering when this went from a Joke to a Lets figure out how to make this work?

Steel



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