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Kirren -> RE: Make GT smile today! (5/6/2008 11:19:55 AM)
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I would share My naked boobs, but well two kids and yo yo weight issues make it kind of yucky. Hell I dont even want to see them.
I would write a poem, but lets face it, Im from Kentucky, Im lucky I even know how to operate indoor plumbing much less pentameter and all that jazz.
I would offer you My kitten, but well...she isnt litter trained yet, and I fear what she would do to your carpets....
But I will gladly give you 4 dogs, 2 kids and a slightly used, newer model, not too beat up, kinda cute, freckle nosed, wanna be green eyed havin, husband...
But Then...I really dont think that would make you smile...so instead....
I will offer you fun things to do with sleepin military men...I know working midnights in a hotel sucks balls...so I would go by wal mart grab a box of exlax....spend the night crushing them....and put that in the coffee when you make it in the morning. Hot water will dissolve it, and when they do roll out, the race will be ON....
Option 2 Turn the pool into a giant bubble bath, duct tape garbage bags together, on the under side of course, line that with soap, from the laundry, and make a giant slip and slide.
Pull the fire alarm at like 2 AM, and when every one comes running out in boxers and sheets, holler PSYCH!!!! and run back in locking them out and leaving them in their skivvies til you decide to let them back in.
Go to the laundry room, I assume you have a key, and take all the clean sheets down, toss them in the dirty clothes basket, spray them down with chocolate syrup and tell the HK people in the morning that some one had an explosive case of poo....
Make chocolate ice cream and Brownies the contiential breakfast. YUm!
Ask the midnight check in...."OMG DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT RAT?!"
Tp some ones car. You dont have to know them. It makes it more fun when you dont.
Call a random room and explain that not only is the pizza they ordered waiting in the lobby, but that they will have to pay an extra deposit for the donkey show and hooker thats waiting as well.[:D]
That would make My night go by faster. Hope it helps you.
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