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thornhappy -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 4:29:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Im going to open that home.... it will be fun, listening to all the stories "so no shit, there I was, tied up, hanging from a chandeler, when He pulled a tuba and a grapefruit out..." If you used a bassoon and a grapefruit, you could fire the grapefruit at her if you play b flat below the staff.... thornhappy the musical trivia mistress

stormgirl -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 4:55:29 PM)
yes but would that make GT smile?

GreedyTop -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 4:56:45 PM)
as long as it's nor me tied up and hanging from lighting fixtures ;)

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 4:58:29 PM)
GT, would you like to see what I could do to a woman tied up to a chandelier with a tuba and a fruit of some kind?

GreedyTop -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:06:21 PM)
Sure! Who's the victim?

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:08:28 PM)
we'll call her.... pet now pet has to hold the grapefruit between her knees the whole time, without squishing it, or we start all over

GreedyTop -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:11:21 PM)
ooh..sounds good :)

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:13:51 PM)
as for the tuba... it goes in here slides tuba into pet's pussy and then we tie it to her shoulders like so, so any movement will move the tuba inside of her... then we pull out the flogger and have some fun

purepleasure -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:30:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr as for the tuba... it goes in here slides tuba into pet's pussy and then we tie it to her shoulders like so, so any movement will move the tuba inside of her... then we pull out the flogger and have some fun If she starts playing any notes, PLEASE record it and put it on youtube!!!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:40:26 PM)
ya take the wooden bit out first, Im not that fucked up... anyway... the trick is to make each strike unexpected, that way she jumps a bit each time, and thrusts the tuba into her (ok so when I was younger I spent a lot of time in the band room)

thornhappy -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:52:08 PM)
..ummmm that would take a miraculous orifice, woulditnot? * she knows of tubas, too * thornhappy

thornhappy -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:53:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stormgirl yes but would that make GT smile? Now who wouldn't laugh at a grapefruit propelled from a bassoon? They'd have to be heartless, heartless, I say. thornhappy

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 5:53:28 PM)
I was in Orchestra, this is the finest talent I have with band instruments :P for some reason a tuba works perfectly

sunshinemiss -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 7:24:54 PM)
*wanders in, reads the last few posts and closes my legs reallllllllll tight... jesus you are one sick man asher... but i lubs you

thornhappy -> RE: Make GreedyTop smile today! (6/5/2008 7:27:54 PM)
* total nonsequitor * My brother once found a shoe stuffed down a sousaphone. thornhappy

parttimehotty -> RE: Make GT smile today! (6/20/2008 8:12:40 AM)
[sm=wtf.gif]Why was this thread so hidden? It's time to dust it off/make our Monkey friend smile today!!

GreedyTop -> RE: Make GT smile today! (6/20/2008 8:14:30 AM)
smooch Hotty.. I love you :)

parttimehotty -> RE: Make GT smile today! (6/20/2008 8:25:00 AM)
[sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif][sm=line.gif] [sm=hearts.gif]You may be alone, but you ain't lonely Monkey!! "If you can't be w/the one you love, love the one you're with"

GreedyTop -> RE: Make GT smile today! (6/20/2008 8:46:21 AM)
smooch

thornhappy -> RE: Make GT smile today! (6/20/2008 5:34:45 PM)
I hearby premier the: * snickersnortgropesmoochpatonass * thornhappy

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