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ResidentSadist -> RE: I have a question about emails. (5/6/2008 9:48:20 PM)
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quote:
ORIGINAL: hopelessfool
Dear Grand Master, Cyber Dom, Lord of The House Of Fallacies:
This lowly submissive begs your attention ... etc
Dear lowly penguikitten,
Your first attempt is a pathetic example of your short comings despite the appeal you hold for me when you are begging. However, the sincerity and depth of your efforts has earned you my further attention.
If you can afford your own train ticket, I will grant you permission to pay homage to the online training you are now receiving. You will wire me an equal sum to the ticket in tribute and out of respect to my status as a Grand Pooh Bear. Send it to:
Cyber Dom c/o
Domly Acres Trailer Park and Adult Video Emporium
1313 Budweiser Lane
Macho Ridge, KY 87521
Now get dressed, put a butt plug in your ass, put a nipple clamp on your titty and cover it with a Band-Aid so no one will see it through your blouse. Then get the money you are sending, kiss each bill and think of how grateful you are that I accept a gift from such a lowly sex pig as yourself and get over to the Western Union Office…. Hurry, I am out of cigarettes and beer in this damn trailer and need the cash since I lost my job because of the Jerry Springer apperence I made with my ex-boss’s wife.
When you have earned the right to serve me in person, you can bet your sweet young ass it will be as painful as shooting green tea out your nose. In the meantime, when you return from western union, I want you to get undressed, and open the attached picture of me in my Speedos. I want you naked and kneeling while you imagine what my giant cock must look like. As that image fills your mind, I want you to fill your dirty little cunt with a vibrator. As you penetrate yourself, I want you to say “yes Sir, this is for you Sir”.
I want you to write a second petition. You will title this second attempt The March Of The Penguin Petition. You are by no means up to the quality I expect… but each session makes you more palatable to me. Now that you are starting to get some training, perhaps I will accept your second petition if you show yourself to be a twue submissive.
Sincerely,
Grand Master, Cyber Dom
Lord of The House Of Fallacies
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