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RE: How to Be a SAM - 5/22/2008 12:24:27 AM   
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During a scene, do a Howard Cosell impression and provide a play-by-play account of what is being done to you.
– LMAO… but, they were doing it to someone else’s scene! 

Two poly households attend a party at the local dungeon.  They were all friends and the one house’s slaves were messing with the minds of the other house’s slaves.  Lets say the two groups are English and French. 

All in all there are about 70 people at the party.  In the middle of it, an English slave is bound face in and blindfolded on a cross while she is getting flogged.  

 
The instigator is a French slave from the other house.  She literally put her hand over her mouth in cone to make that radio voice tone.  The French slave knew the English slave was a ‘softy’.  She started saying shit like, “Well, that last blow didn’t get much reaction, he’s put down the flogger and picked up the signal whip.  She’s really gonna’ get it now folks”
 
The English Dom paused his flogging because it was so funny and he was exchanging looks and hand signals with the French slave, making the naughty girl sign and such.  The blindfolded English slave lost her mind because the pause seemed to verify what the French slave had just said.  She visibly quivered in a wave of fear.  The English Dom seemed like he wanted to alleviate her fears so he stopped messing with the French slave swung the flogger again.  The girl on the cross screamed bloody murder when the flogger landed because she thought it was a single tail.  We all laughed. 

Well, this scene now has the attention of the entire dungeon.  The French slave glanced nervously at her Master but he was chuckling in approval.   So she continued in an even louder tone so all could hear.  “ooooooooohhhhhhh, that really pissed him off folks!  He gives her a little love tap and she screams so loud all eyes in the dungeon are now upon him like he did something bad.” 

Again, the English Dom paused, looked around the room, saw he and his slave had just become the center of attention and turned to French slave once again.  He looked like he was about to say something when the French slave says: “He looks pretty damn mad folks!  What’s that he has in his hand?  Is that the cane of punishment?  Boy oh boy, she’s really gonna’ hate this. That is their house’s punishment tool”

 
…yes, the English slave screamed her head off when he hit her with the flogger again. We all laughed again and this went on and on.  He never hit her with anything other than a flogger but the French slave verbally had everything in the dugeon in his hand by the time it was over.  It was a scream. 

 

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RE: How to Be a SAM - 5/22/2008 11:00:27 AM   
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A mental Mind F**k can be soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice

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RE: How to Be a SAM - 5/24/2008 3:19:26 AM   
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Sadist Dictionary: Switch ( Sausy Wench In The Chit House ). A Noun. A Length of Branch as long as the forearm, thick as the thumb. Flexable. Used to spank smartass submissives who try topping from the bottom.

Sadist Dictionary: SAM ( Super Ass Missile ). A Noun. An Extra Long Dildo. Double Wide Head. Typically Launched with the aid of NOX. Used to plug the arse of smart assed masocists who say things so funny even the Sadist snorts.

 
Sadist Dictionary: Edit ( Eat Donuts In Texas  ). A Slang. Complete gibberish presented in a moderately complicated manner for no apparent reason whatsoever.

< Message edited by AVoiceofSanity -- 5/24/2008 3:40:35 AM >


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