BlackPhx
Posts: 3432
Joined: 11/8/2006
Status: offline
|
- you ask for references, and he gives you 3…Tarl Cabot, the Marquis de Sade and Caligula.
- he tells you that on line role-play does so count as real time experience.
- you ask if it's possible to speak to someone he has played with in the past and he brings up his hand, a la Senor Wences and says in a funny voice, "So what would you like to know?"
- the 'so how big are them things, anyway?' discussion starts. (details are important, but there are limits)
- he tells you he wants a service-oriented submissive because he keeps misplacing the remote control.
- he tells you everything is agreeable and he's looking forward to a relationship with you IF the visitors allow him to remain on this planet
- he mentions he's getting better with fire-play…the last sub only suffered 3rd degree burns on 40% of her body.
- he says he wants a relationship just like the ones in Penthouse Forum.
- he tells you that birth control methods aren't needed, since he had the mumps while he was in college.
- he makes an off-hand comment about running out of places to hide the bodies.
- he states he doesn't have a job because being a great dominant takes so much time.
- he tells you his wife approves of this relationship, but doesn't allow him to receive calls at his home or go out in public with his submissives.
- his hobbies include any of the following: cow-tipping, drive-by moonings, flatulent flaring, or cruising elementary schools.
- he asks if you can loan him some money just until he cashes his $24,000,000 lottery ticket.
- he tells you the best party he ever attended was that kegger just before he flunked out of college.
- he mentions that he was a good dom to his last few subs, very caring and attentive, and he still doesn't know why they charged him with 'stalking'
- he tells you the only reason he drives that beat up rust bucket and dresses like that is so you could get to like him for himself and not for his fortune.
- you ask him what he does for a living and he says nothing since that *$%ing psychological review.
- he informs you that he wrote several BDSM books under his pen names, Jay Wiseman, Race Bannon and John Warren.
- you ask about the aluminum foil hat he is wearing, and he says, "Sssh, they might hear you! "
copyright © Alkallah 1998
poenkitten
|
It's time to end negotiations with that potential play ... - 
Profile
New Messages
No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages
Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages
Locked w/o New Messages
Post New Thread