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How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 6:16:42 AM

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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up.

Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed .

One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 6:58:57 AM

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Love it!!!!

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 10:13:44 AM

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Here's the cutout from the newspaper(?) with the same story:

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 11:03:21 AM

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Only thing I would have done different is to have taken a picture of the intruders from the window. THEN when the cops said I thought you shot them, I would show the the pic and say I did.

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 3:04:29 PM

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thatsw funny

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 8:21:44 PM

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The best jokes come from real life. Thanks for that one GreedyTop.

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 8:24:07 PM

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 8:26:00 PM

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pure win in post form!!!

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RE: How to get a fast police response - 5/7/2008 8:43:22 PM

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LMAO

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