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Asherdelampyr -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/10/2008 3:53:49 AM)
Mean People suck, Nice people swallow, SHowoffs gargle (Friend of mine had it made special

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:24:42 AM)
Just saw a shirt covering a great rack that said My killer robot just skull-fucked your honor student now I have to find a place that makes bumper stickers...

purepleasure -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:28:06 AM)
This is NOT a bumper sticker It's the tape holding my car together.

BrigandDoom -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 2:57:23 PM)
Bumper stickers ---> If I wanted you that far up my arse I'd of expected you to buy me dinner, NOW BACK OFF!, Marriage, not a word but a sentence Marriage, not just a sentance but a life sentance I only did 20 years for murder, I'm stuck with my wife or life! I get the feeling the guy had marital problems lol, and written in the dirt on the back of a van ----> "If you can read this, some bastards stolen my caravan!" and finally seen in the rear window of a pick up ----> "baby on board = clueless retard driving"

ResidentSadist -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 3:10:41 PM)
Save The Bails (only in Florida would you get that)

LDRandAstarte -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 4:45:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Just saw a shirt covering a great rack that said My killer robot just skull-fucked your honor student now I have to find a place that makes bumper stickers... I made mine at http://www.zazzle.com/superior_student_bumper_sticker_bumpersticker-128154049598154119 it says "We are the proud parents of a student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to glorify his minor schoolastic achievements on a bumper sticker"

krazierapunzel -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:03:27 PM)
Jesus loves you, Everyone else thinks you're an ass My kid beat up your honor student

GreedyTop -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:04:45 PM)
Would you drive any better if I shoved your cellphone up your ass?

ResidentSadist -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:07:48 PM)
Since we are including exceptional T-Shirts... My long time fav is "I wish these were brains" ... I googled up a shot for ya" http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/30bd63e3

krazierapunzel -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:08:42 PM)
My other ride is a broom Mt other ride... is your mom My other ride is.... you????

krazierapunzel -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:11:06 PM)
Since we are doing t-shirts as well Trauma patients get naked

PanthersMom -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 6:22:15 PM)
driver has pms.....and a gun keep honking, i'm reloading silly boy, trucks are for girls! PM

rubberpet -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 7:48:52 PM)
This was seen on a tiny little car, I think a Geo Metro, being pulled by a motorhome..... "Give me a break...I'm pushing as hard as I can!!!" It was hilarious!!! You had to see it to appreciate it.

GreedyTop -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 8:22:58 PM)
LOL RP!! thats priceless!

pinkcheekz -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 9:19:02 PM)
My kid is an honor student. My President is a MORON. Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

GreedyTop -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 10:57:25 PM)
(pic of GWB) Like a Rock -only dumber

Leatherist -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:00:11 PM)
I brake for illusions............

GreedyTop -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:08:09 PM)
I used a long piece of hot pink gaff tape (like duct tape, but cloth) on the tailgate of my Silverado to say: "I brake for tailgaiters" funny how many people either didnt SEE it or thought I wasnt serious....until I hit my brakes

unknownbyall -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:11:31 PM)
I'm opt tardy, I'm early for tomorrow

GreedyTop -> RE: Bumper sticker (5/12/2008 11:36:54 PM)
I fucked your girlfriend

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