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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/10/2008 3:53:49 AM   
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:24:42 AM   
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Just saw a shirt covering a great rack that said

My killer robot just skull-fucked your honor student
now I have to find a place that makes bumper stickers...

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:28:06 AM   
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This is NOT a bumper sticker
It's the tape holding my car together.

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 2:57:23 PM   
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Bumper stickers ---> If I wanted you that far up my arse I'd of expected you to buy me dinner, NOW BACK OFF!,
Marriage, not a word but a sentence
Marriage, not just a sentance but a life sentance
I only did 20 years for murder, I'm stuck with my wife or life! I get the feeling the guy had marital problems lol,
and written in the dirt on the back of a van ----> "If you can read this, some bastards stolen my caravan!"
and finally seen in the rear window of a pick up ---->  "baby on board = clueless retard driving"

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 3:10:41 PM   
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 4:45:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Just saw a shirt covering a great rack that said

My killer robot just skull-fucked your honor student
now I have to find a place that makes bumper stickers...


I made mine at http://www.zazzle.com/superior_student_bumper_sticker_bumpersticker-128154049598154119 
it says "We are the proud parents of a student whose self-esteem is sufficiently high, that we do not need to glorify his minor schoolastic achievements on a bumper sticker"




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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:03:27 PM   
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My kid beat up your honor student

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:04:45 PM   
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Would you drive any better if I shoved your cellphone up your ass?

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:07:48 PM   
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Since we are including exceptional T-Shirts... My long time fav is "I wish these were brains" ... I googled up a shot for ya"
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/00b9a680/30bd63e3


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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:08:42 PM   
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Mt other ride... is your mom
My other ride is.... you????

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:11:06 PM   
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Since we are doing t-shirts as well

Trauma patients get naked

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 6:22:15 PM   
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 7:48:52 PM   
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This was seen on a tiny little car, I think a Geo Metro, being pulled by a motorhome.....

"Give me a break...I'm pushing as hard as I can!!!"
 
It was hilarious!!!  You had to see it to appreciate it.

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 8:22:58 PM   
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LOL RP!! thats priceless!

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 9:19:02 PM   
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My kid is an honor student.
My President is a MORON.
 
 
 
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 10:57:25 PM   
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:00:11 PM   
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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:08:09 PM   
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I used a long piece of hot pink gaff tape (like duct tape, but cloth) on the tailgate of my Silverado to say:

"I brake for tailgaiters"

funny how many people either didnt SEE it or thought I wasnt serious....until I hit my brakes

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:11:31 PM   
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I'm opt tardy, I'm early for tomorrow

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RE: Bumper sticker - 5/12/2008 11:36:54 PM   
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