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Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 8:30:48 AM   
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What, you ask, is 'Butt Dust'? Read on and you'll discover the joy in
a child's sincere originality. No adults in this!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one
for cold milk?'

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she
was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six '

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so
much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.  Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
cost?'

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but
dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening, leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
 
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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 8:37:09 AM   
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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 9:21:59 AM   
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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 9:33:41 AM   
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Blessed are the innocent in childgood for they shall embarrass their parents to death!!!

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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 9:40:55 AM   
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I have one for you....a certain little girl, who will remain nameless, was once convinced there was an alligator living in her dad's pool.  For some reason, an alligator seemed like a fun pet.  Her dad asked her what she planned to feed the alligator, and her answer was steak.  Dad then asked her where she was going to buy steak for an alligator.  Her response? *eye roll and sigh* "Da-ad, you don't tell them it's for an alligator!"

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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 9:54:10 AM   
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My cousin once asked when we were kids. Me and him were the ONLY boys.

"Mom, I think *The girls* did something very bad" To which my Aunt said "Why do you say that"

"Cause they don't have thier pee-pee's anymore..... I checked"

My Mom still laughs about that one however the spanking we go which at the time we didn't understand WHY we go it. That is what I remember best, sure later in life it made sense but then all we knew is we were trying to get to the bottom of the mystery and got a spanking for our troubles.

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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/8/2008 2:28:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/9/2008 5:47:20 AM   
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out of the mouths of babes, gotta love em, cute I love the butt dust :)
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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/9/2008 5:57:51 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LotusSong


The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but
dust...'

He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening, leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'
 


We had always tried to teach our daughter manners
and sometimes had to remind her with a
"What do you say?" when she would forget her P&Q's
One day in church, the priest asked "What do you say?"
and she very loudly said "Thank you!"

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RE: Butt Dust? - 5/9/2008 10:32:14 PM   
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if but everything was so simple. the world would run much easier i think.

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