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ONLY IN NEW YORK ! - 5/8/2008 4:43:06 PM

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CITY OF NEW YORK - REVISED HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM

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1) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?

2) Rufus pimps 3 hos. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus' $800 per day crack habit?

3) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

4) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes, and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have $900?

5) Raoul got 6 years for murder, He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

**Extra credit question: How much more time will he get for killing the bitch that spent his money??

6) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet , how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint?

7) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?

8) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a boa constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. if Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the boa with one week's salary?

9) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his Magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?

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RE: ONLY IN NEW YORK ! - 5/8/2008 4:51:21 PM

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Finals start tomorrow at my school. I am sooooo bringing this in and giving it to my students!!

(Oh, I teach in Fl. in a drop-out prevention program. I have gang members, druggies, teen mothers and kids with "ankle bracelets" in my classes. The gang members are the most polite.)

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RE: ONLY IN NEW YORK ! - 5/8/2008 4:59:37 PM

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LOL Hejira... I wonder how many will pass the above test..LOL

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RE: ONLY IN NEW YORK ! - 5/8/2008 5:41:11 PM

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