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kisshou -> Free Camel Rides... (10/17/2005 6:47:49 PM)
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel. When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?", No . not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

MasterBenedict -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/17/2005 7:49:28 PM)
Aint it the TRUTH!!! ROFLMAO!!!

CalliopePurple -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/17/2005 11:35:04 PM)
That's gross, but also funny.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 12:41:40 AM)
I've heard that one before... though the desert was Arabian I believe. And yup... it's pretty icky. But I'm having a logical moment so I'm all sorts of frustrated that he didn't just ask what he was supposed to do with the camel.

AlderTheKitty -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 6:00:08 AM)
good one lol

frenchpet -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 6:24:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia I've heard that one before... though the desert was Arabian I believe. And yup... it's pretty icky. But I'm having a logical moment so I'm all sorts of frustrated that he didn't just ask what he was supposed to do with the camel. He did. But the other guy simply said that he should use the camel to find pleasure. Feeling better ? It was certainly a dromedary actually. Recently a servant was fired in an Arab Emirate, because he had fallen in love with a female dromedary. He was sentenced to 3 months in jail and will then be sent back to his country (Bangladesh). The poor dromedary was killed. Sorry to put this sad story here, I just read about it. The judges did not even ask the dromedary if she was also in love. Of course, some people would say that the dromedary asked for it by not wearing the hijab.

78787878 -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 8:24:27 AM)
This reminds me of another joke I heard awhile ago. Back when the Taliban ruled Afghanistan there was a story that the Taliban could not hold Driver's Education and Sex Education classes on the same day. It wore out the camels.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 1:38:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: frenchpet quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia I've heard that one before... though the desert was Arabian I believe. And yup... it's pretty icky. But I'm having a logical moment so I'm all sorts of frustrated that he didn't just ask what he was supposed to do with the camel. He did. But the other guy simply said that he should use the camel to find pleasure. Feeling better ? Not so much... I have to go catch a bus to get to work. I hate public transport. I guess I must be the same color as the seats or something because I've had someone try to sit in the seat I occupied twice thus far while riding the bus. I have learned from my errors. I now hold a pen or pencil in my lap. Sit on that why dontcha... Muwhahah... ahem.

frenchpet -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 3:14:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia Not so much... I have to go catch a bus to get to work. I hate public transport. I guess I must be the same color as the seats or something because I've had someone try to sit in the seat I occupied twice thus far while riding the bus. I have learned from my errors. I now hold a pen or pencil in my lap. Sit on that why dontcha... Muwhahah... ahem. Getting to work. That's exactly why you need a donkey :). Nobody would try to seat on you. Of course a horse could do, but donkeys are nicer. And fluffier.

KCMOLucky -> RE: Free Camel Rides... (10/18/2005 3:44:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: frenchpet Getting to work. That's exactly why you need a donkey :). Nobody would try to seat on you. Of course a horse could do, but donkeys are nicer. And fluffier. lol@ a fluffy donkey

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