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Question - 5/9/2008 8:25:26 AM

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If a women is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

(A) You need more time together
(B) She's a prude
(C) She should of sat elsewhere on the bus

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RE: Question - 5/9/2008 8:53:58 AM

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LMAO!

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RE: Question - 5/12/2008 1:18:43 AM

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If a man looks uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you

(a) look deeper into his eyes and lick your lips provocatively,
(b) question his sexuality, or
(c) suggest his girlfriend let go of his (crown jewel)s.

Why is crudeness so much funnier?

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RE: Question - 5/12/2008 1:23:55 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

If a women is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

(A) You need more time together
(B) She's a prude
(C) She should of sat elsewhere on the bus

It's not "of"; "of" is not a verb. Duh.
I've done a whole lot more than milk the iguana in front of a chick. I've gone so far as to eat chocolate and talk about shoes.

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RE: Question - 5/12/2008 1:24:25 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

If a women is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

(A) You need more time together
(B) She's a prude
(C) She should of sat elsewhere on the bus

C, all the way

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RE: Question - 5/12/2008 5:13:57 PM

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C. I started long before she sat down. I can suggest somewhere to sit. Seriously, what's her problem? I can drive fine with one hand.

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RE: Question - 5/13/2008 6:20:58 AM

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C. I started long before she sat down. I can suggest somewhere to sit. Seriously, what's her problem? I can drive fine with one hand.

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RE: Question - 5/14/2008 8:28:39 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

If a women is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think:

(A) You need more time together
(B) She's a prude
(C) She should of sat elsewhere on the bus

It's not "of"; "of" is not a verb. Duh.
I've done a whole lot more than milk the iguana in front of a chick. I've gone so far as to eat chocolate and talk about shoes.

yes you're quite right, however if you are going to point out a problem, suggesting a solution is helpful rather than just critical.

(C) She should 'have' sat elsewhere on the bus.
and there should be another option

(D) invite her to put her glasses on or move closer.

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