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mienliebte -> Mr. Smith (5/9/2008 5:12:40 PM)
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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old,
> but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to
> get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
>
> Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr.
> Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
> marriage."
>
> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,
> Mr. Smith replies, "Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two
> live?"
>
> Without even taking a moment to think about it,
> Bruce replies, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both
> fit there nicely."
>
> Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith
> says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old
> enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
>
> Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowance.
> Jenny gets five bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60
> bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
>
> Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much
> thought into this. 'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything
> figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two
> of you should have little ones of your own?"
>
> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well,
> we've been lucky so far."
>
> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is
> adorable.
>
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