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Level -> The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 5:26:09 PM)

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Before I’d arrived at this dark, back-alley restaurant in Tokyo, I’d been told that trust was the most crucial element involved when choosing a fugu chef. It was like selecting a heart surgeon or a private pilot. “The fugu chef has your life in his hands,” one of my Japanese friends had said. Which is why my first impulse, upon greeting Mr. Naohisa Hashimoto, is to turn around, in the most diplomatic possible way, of course, and run screaming back to my hotel. Hashimoto is dressed in a white chef’s coat that’s slightly stained around the pockets with fish guts. He has a spiky haircut, like the wires on a brush, and big, prominent ears, which give him a passing resemblance to Don Knotts.


His little restaurant, called Mukoujima Hashimoto, is located on a lonely residential street in the working-class Sumida section of Tokyo (“If we are in New York, this is Queens,” my interpreter says), a tidy establishment with just three low-slung tables set over tatami matting. The chef lives above his place, like an old-time saloon keeper. Only tonight, there are no sounds of clattering pots coming from upstairs, no comforting pitter-patter of tiny children’s feet. There are no waiters, either; no dishwashers, no friendly neighbors dropping by for a cup of tea. As every food-obsessed traveler knows, the first rule when looking for a decent meal in a strange place is to choose a crowded room. But on this April Friday evening in otherwise bustling Tokyo, this curious little fugu restaurant is as empty as a tomb.


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Tetrodotoxin is the name of the poison that collects in the fish, especially in the liver and ovaries. The compound is thought to be produced by shellfish that blowfish, notorious bottom-feeders, are fond of consuming.


Tetrodotoxin can cause a pleasing numbing sensation when eaten in tiny amounts, but if you ingest too much of the substance, nothing pleasant at all happens. The symptoms of tetrodotoxin poisoning include dizziness, exhaustion, and nausea. Eventually your muscles begin to freeze—first your lips and tongue, then the tips of your fingers, then your hands, then your arms and legs, and finally your heart and lungs. Victims typically remain conscious, but are eventually paralyzed and can’t move or speak. (In parts of Japan, legend has it, the bodies of fugu-overdose victims were once laid beside their open caskets for several days to ensure that they were not being buried alive.) The amount of tetrodotoxin required to kill a man can fit on the head of a pin. Tetrodotoxin poisoning has no known cure.


http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/46462

The only thing possibly more lethal would be eating Rosie O'Donnell...




kiyari -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 5:40:20 PM)

Yah, you have made light of this, but think upon it.

The toxin in this fish is well known, and yet, diners take this risk.

They take it, in my perspective, on dual levels

1, rolling the dice
2, trust in the chef

is there not some element of D/s in this?




Level -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 5:49:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kiyari

Yah, you have made light of this, but think upon it.

The toxin in this fish is well known, and yet, diners take this risk.

They take it, in my perspective, on dual levels

1, rolling the dice
2, trust in the chef

is there not some element of D/s in this?


It's more a matter of making light of Rosie, than the fish. [:D]




kiyari -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 5:58:01 PM)

What a twit, entonces. :P

Aighty,
so long as we shall have come to this place,
do please expound upon your fixation with Rosie?




NumberSix -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 6:07:25 PM)

I should think a soup of undercooked botulism, garnished with anthrax would be pretty fuckin' near the top ten.




Level -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 6:23:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: kiyari

What a twit, entonces. :P

Aighty,
so long as we shall have come to this place,
do please expound upon your fixation with Rosie?


Well, I wouldn't call her a "twit", more of a shit-heel.
 
And it's not a fixation, but a good-natured dislike of the chubby little thing.




SteelofUtah -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 9:59:02 PM)

I agree with the fact that if Rosie O'Donnell's Eyebrows were on fire I don't think I would even spare the piss to put them out.

HOWEVER

Fugu is AWESOME and WHAT A FUCKING RUSH, Specially if the Chef is Good and leaves just enough of the toxin to make your tongue go numb cause you Think you have been poisoned and FREAK THE FUCK OUT and then he laughs at you and tell you if you had been Poisoned you would not have been able to have freaked out that long and that you are just fine. Then he fucks with you for the rest of the evening cause you thought you were going to die. THEN you drink a SHIT LOAD of Saki and Wake up the next morning wondering who took a Shit in your Mouth. At least thats what it tasted like and I am sure my breath smelled of.

ALSO you will need to take a shower cause the Toxin Excreates itself out of your skin in less that 24 hours so with the Rice Wine and the Fugu Toxin and the Headache you Smell of a French Hobo.

Steel

GOD I miss Ruiko Takanisuko The Chef who showed me the brink of my Mortality.





petdave -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 11:06:38 PM)

Bah. No need to travel that far East when you've got Vodka and Russian Roulette! Naz drovya!




Termyn8or -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/9/2008 11:33:50 PM)

Think I'll have the surf-n-turf, ranch dressing on the side, and two Michelobs.

T




sirsholly -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 3:43:14 AM)

If you guys want to take your chances on a toxic meal just let me know what time you'll be here.

Chef holly




orfunboi -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 3:47:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

quote:

ORIGINAL: kiyari

Yah, you have made light of this, but think upon it.

The toxin in this fish is well known, and yet, diners take this risk.

They take it, in my perspective, on dual levels

1, rolling the dice
2, trust in the chef

is there not some element of D/s in this?


It's more a matter of making light of Rosie, than the fish. [:D]


Yea, it always make you feel better about yourself, when you can put someone else down.




MistressMiracle -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 3:49:36 AM)

Well, I don't think this is a "killer" of a meal, but definately nauseating.  Have you heard how it is a delicacy in France, to eat live little birds?  The serve the birds to the diners, after the diners don a hood to keep the diner clean.  Now if that does not sound like BDSM at it's finest!  I'm sure the little birds would agree.




Aileen1968 -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 4:03:47 AM)

Go to McDonalds.  That's just as toxic.




MissMagnolia -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 4:13:37 AM)

My haddock and custard pies are famous. For being delishus, not toxic. And anyone who doesn't like em can get ferked.




sirsholly -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 4:26:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

My haddock and custard pies are famous. For being delishus, not toxic. And anyone who doesn't like em can get ferked.


if anyone wants me I'll be over there------->in the corner.......getting ferked.




MissMagnolia -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 4:38:32 AM)

ROFLMAO. Shut up ya cheeky tart!!!!




lronitulstahp -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 5:00:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

If you guys want to take your chances on a toxic meal just let me know what time you'll be here.

Chef holly

Is it really THAT bad?[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m24.gif[/image]




sirsholly -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 5:04:38 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

If you guys want to take your chances on a toxic meal just let me know what time you'll be here.

Chef holly

Is it really THAT bad?[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m24.gif[/image]



well i haven't killed anyone...yet.




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 5:08:18 AM)

I see this as a game of culinary Russian roulette. Personally i'd rather take my chances playing in traffic as at least i can stay home instead of taking the long, long flight to Japan. It's less expensive too. I love fish but i prefer to not take my life in my hands - or rather put my life in the hands of someone i've never met before. So i doubt i'll be trying fugu any time soon, thankies.
 
Phoenix




lronitulstahp -> RE: The Deadliest Meal (5/10/2008 5:09:10 AM)

hmmm{{{{thinking: holly must be quite an amazing lay...she keeps her Sir happy enough[;)]....}}}




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