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A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man
leans over and whispers softly "hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby
wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."
The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom
first."
So off she goes, but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and
lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little
hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"
No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad passionate sex
for two hours.
Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she
trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on
the floor.
Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."
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