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cjan -> RE: neighbors ! (5/10/2008 3:33:44 PM)
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Since you already tried calm discourse with your neighbors and that failed ,and since you also tried to enlist the help of the store managment and got nowhere, perhaps more drastic measures are called for.
In my experience neighbors from hell respond only to devilish and ruthless tactics. You must make them believe that you are waaaay crazier than they are and capable of anything. As the saying goes, there is a time for peace and a time for war.
I suggest you wait for the right conditions. A dark night with the wind blowing steadily toward the neighbors front door. Load the offending carts with a discarded tire each, move the carts up close enough to neighbors' house for desired effect but not enough to do any real damage, use an appropriate amount of highly flammable liquid fire starter, toss a match and settle down in your favorite lawn chair with a cold one to watch the fun. Burning, smoking rubber is rather odiferous and hard to extinguish.
If this approach should fail, although I doubt it will,get creative. At least it's more fun and less taxing on you than feeling helpless and frustrated.
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