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Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you?


Ninja
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Pirate
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Total Votes : 44
(last vote on : 5/15/2008 5:52:51 AM)
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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/11/2008 5:27:17 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		i don't want to be either one.  i just want to be in charge of the rum on that pirate ship rofl.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/11/2008 6:06:19 PM   
missfrillypants


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Status: offline 		well, ninjas are also really cool, but i'm not cut out for it. i'm loud, not especially stealty, and more of a confidence player... in my youth i used to smile sweetly and ask questions to shopkeepers about things and walk off with stuff i dopn't look particularly scary, but i have a tendency to yell strange things at people and i wear frilly dresses. i think a pirate girl could get away with wearing frilly dresses, and i like the fashion line "alice and the pirates."
so being a pirate suits me. i even have an ancestor who was one under jean lafitte.

but i think ninjas are pretty sexy, so i'm in the "ninjas and pirates should get along" camp.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/11/2008 6:48:49 PM   
thornhappy


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ORIGINAL: Level

Okay, okaaaay........... here.

Now THAT'S a cock shot.  * has the vapors *

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/11/2008 6:50:05 PM   
lronitulstahp


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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/11/2008 9:08:08 PM   
stormgirl


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Status: offline 		dont - i like your version better.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/12/2008 12:00:24 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/12/2008 12:07:29 AM   
martyrized


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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 6:52:32 PM   
lronitulstahp


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quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

i don't want to be either one.  i just want to be in charge of the rum on that pirate ship rofl.
more this speed???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 6:57:15 PM   
GreedyTop


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From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		A song for the pirate types....

Well I am a ramblin' lad me story it is sad
If ever I get to Lachlan I should wonder
For I spent all me brass in the bottom of the glass
And across the western plains I must wander.

And it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin in a shanty drinking gin
Now across the western plains I must wander.

Well I'm stiff, stony broke and I've parted from me moke
And the sky is lookin' black as flamin' thunder
The shanty boss is blue 'cause I haven't got a sou
That's the way they treat you when you're down and under.

I'm crook in the head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I touched this shanty with me plunder
I see centipedes and snakes, and I'm full of aches and shakes
And I think it's time to push for way out yonder.

I'll take to the Old Man Plain, and criss-cross him once again
Until me eyes the track no longer see boys
And me beer and whiskey brain search for sleep but all in vain
And I feel as if I've had the Darling Pea boys.

So it's hang yer jolly grog, yer hocussed shanty grog
The beer that is loaded with tobacco
Graftin' humour I am in, and I'll stick the peg right in
And settle down once more to some hard yakka.

< Message edited by GreedyTop -- 5/13/2008 6:59:43 PM >

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:00:34 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		ok, I just reread it..it's a modified version of the song Iknow.. lemme see if I can find the proper version



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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:02:02 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Here it is (still somewhat modified, but better...)

Chorus:
Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin
Far across the western ocean I must wander
1:
Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots?
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking out for better weather
(Chorus) 2:
Where is me shirt, my noggin', noggin' shirt?
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn, and the sleeves they are all torn
And the tail is looking out for better weather
(Chorus) 4: I'm sick in the head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the Western Ocean I must wander
3: Where is me wife, me noggin', noggin' wife?
She's all gone for beer and tobacco
Well her front it got worn out, and her tail end knocked about
And I think she's looking out for better weather
3: Where is me bed, me noggin' noggin bed?
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
Well I lent it to a whore and now the sheets are all tore
And the springs are looking out for better whether.
4:
Well I'm sick in me head and I haven't been to bed
Since first I came ashore with all me plunder
I've seen centipedes and snakes, and me head is full of aches
And I think I'll pick a path to way up yonder
Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
I spent all me loot in a house of ill repute
And I think I'll have to go back there tomorrow

< Message edited by GreedyTop -- 5/13/2008 7:03:42 PM >

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:02:26 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		i like the part where he's "stiff"
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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:07:21 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Yar!!!

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:09:22 PM   
thornhappy


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Status: offline 		Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(my Yar is longer than your Yar!)

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:09:55 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		it's not the length of your Yar that counts.....

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:11:32 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Joined: 11/14/2006
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Status: offline 		Oh, better far to live and die
Under the brave black flag I fly,
Than play a sanctimonious part,
With a pirate head and a pirate heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where pirates all are well-to-do;
But I’ll be true to the song I sing,
And live and die a Pirate King.
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
Chorus.
You are!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King.
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
Chorus.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King & Chorus. 
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King!

When I sally forth to seek my prey
I help myself in a royal way.
I sink a few more ships, it’s true,
Than a well-bred monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a first-class throne,
If he wants to call his crown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More dirty work than ever I do,
For I am a Pirate King!
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King!
For I am a Pirate King!
Chorus.
You are!
Hurrah for the Pirate King!
King.
And it is, it is a glorious thing
To be a Pirate King.
Chorus.
It is!
Hurrah for our Pirate King!
King & Chorus. 
Hurrah for the/our Pirate King! 


This proves that I win

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:20:39 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Asher? Honey?  If I'm notmistaken, Tulip posted a link to youtube for that song,....

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:21:24 PM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		either way... I love those lyrics

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:23:34 PM   
lronitulstahp


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Status: offline 		yes...but sexy NorthenGent says 'twill take a million pints to get Him to sing it...alas!  Wish we knew any sexy Dominant male(perhapsOne well-versed in cookie recipes) who could be so moved.....

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/13/2008 7:24:24 PM   
christine1


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quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

i don't want to be either one.  i just want to be in charge of the rum on that pirate ship rofl.
more this speed???? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc


yes, just like that on my slow days.  but when the evil christine emerges it will be the pirates begging for rum and me saying, "what kind of booty do i get for it?"  

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He is my Master, my lover, my best friend my everything.

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