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Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you?

Ninja

25% (11)

Pirate

75% (33)

Total Votes : 44

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Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:10:52 AM

martyrized

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Answer honestly, or ye'll walk the plank... (which actually is just a movie myth about pirates, as there are no documented instances of walking the plank.)

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:15:17 AM

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Shiver me vulvas, Matey!

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:28:59 AM

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I picked ninja..... I have a feeling those pirates smelled funny.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:32:34 AM

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Pirate, (actually funny story about that :P)

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:33:30 AM

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Toughie.
i have a sword, but that could go either way.
i do wear all black most of the time, and i do have a lot of hoods.
However, i also have a sailboat.
In the end, i think i'd have to go pirate- they're more likely to have long hair, and they're known for profanity, rum, and sodomy. That sounds like the life for me.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:36:41 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

Pirate, (actually funny story about that :P)

Now I'm curious.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:38:12 AM

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Neither i'm a pixie.

Luff Twinkerbelle x

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:41:35 AM

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So, basically, I was adopted by the first real group of pirates in Artemesia (SCA)

we stole a lot of household and company flags at events

it was a blast until politics got involved

< Message edited by Asherdelampyr -- 5/10/2008 11:43:03 AM >

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 11:42:19 AM

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*squeals*

That's AWESOME!

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 12:11:38 PM

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as one who has been touched by His Noodly Appendage, my hope is life is to be worthy of piratitude.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 12:18:24 PM

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i am neither..i am a multitasking ultimate fighter with 10 different fighting skills.

1)punch
2)kick
3)licker
4)head bopper
5)knife thrower
6)FIT THROWER
7)sobber - this works the best over anything something in my eyes gets you
8)furniture throwing - a lamp does more damage than any body part
9)food thrower - imagine what a dozen tomatoes thrown at you can do
10)vinegar - imagine if i throw this in your face what it can do

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 12:47:36 PM

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I'm a ninja pirate.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:39:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

So, basically, I was adopted by the first real group of pirates in Artemesia (SCA)

we stole a lot of household and company flags at events it was a blast until politics got involved

I am actualy a Amazon Bitch Goddess... not a pirate.. buuuuuut.... I used to hang out and sing with Trimaris ( that is Florida for you non scadians) fave. Pirate waaay back in the day Frost.

Our fave was the Yo Ho song.... even with *some* not all mind you.. illustration.

I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her toe
she said My Lord your way too low!
Get in, Get out, Quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

I put me hand upon her knee
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her knee
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her knee
she said My Lord quit teasin me!
Get in, Get out, Quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

I put me hand upon her thigh
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me hand upon her thigh
(yo ho yo ho)
I put my hand upon her thigh
she said My Lord you're making me sigh
Get in, Get out Quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

I put my hand upon her twat
(yo ho yo ho)
I put my hand upon her twat
(yo ho yo ho)
I put my hand upon her twat
she said My Lord your makin me hot
Get in Get out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

I put my dick right in her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick right in her mouth
(yo ho yo ho)
I put me dick right in her mouth she said Mhhmmmpphh
Get in Get out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

*sung saddly with sniffs and sobs*
But now shess dead but not forgot
(yo ho yo ho)
But now shes dead but not forgot
(yo ho yo ho)
But now shes dead but not forgot
*sung with Gusto*
We'll dig her up and fuck the rot
Get in, Get out quit fucking about
(yo ho yo ho yo ho)

Ya gotta love baudy songs.

Gwyn

< Message edited by Gwynvyd -- 5/10/2008 1:42:43 PM >

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:44:47 PM

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quote:

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I picked ninja..... I have a feeling those pirates smelled funny.

*chuckles*

Ninjas smell like sushi bars.. and sake... and Pirates smell like herring and rum.

very small diff.

*chuckles*

Amazons I have heard smell like a fruit salad.

Gwyn

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:48:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Raechard

I'm a ninja pirate.

Shiver yer shurikens?

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:51:08 PM

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I went with pirate.. hey, I live in Tampa... where every year, Jose Gaspar plunders the city...

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:53:49 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

I picked ninja..... I have a feeling those pirates smelled funny.

*chuckles*

Ninjas smell like sushi bars.. and sake... and Pirates smell like herring and rum.

very small diff.

*chuckles*

Amazons I have heard smell like a fruit salad.

Gwyn

*sniffs behind your ear*........ hmm. Okay, then.......

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 1:59:47 PM

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Ninja - huge level of self-control, self-disipline and amazing sense of justice.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 2:02:25 PM

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Bah! Pirates have hedonism, boozing, whoring, and fighting! Also: Flintlocks.

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RE: Ninjas Vs. Pirates: What are you? - 5/10/2008 2:06:43 PM

Raechard

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quote:

ORIGINAL: martyrized
Shiver yer shurikens?

They have been known to do that from time to time but I am a mere slave to that sensation when my shurikens are tenderly caressed by the touch of another.

I should really use Google to look up what a shuriken is.

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