Intro:
As immaturity may be a result of certain chemical imbalances
so may the friggin’ skatenigs, flick the trigger on the sucker
squealing studs of puddness,
they sing stuck in a rut in pig pog land
they share rigs with grave diggers,
worry about death when its done come and gone,
you buy their records and they’ll piss on your momma’s best collectables.
they beat their rancid meat and expect you to pay the check
they ream the beef of bad backstage girls
redundant in new wave black
up the butt, snuck, stuck, mucked-up, sucked
I’d eat baboon bowel before I’d bite on their juvenile, penile pole projections
they casually, smashingly refer to as “my dick”
Infected, rejected, afflicted, mal-addicted, boa constrictive
if immaturity is a indeed a certain result of chemical imbalances,
then these guys are on a permanent, Amoco overload.
Crawling through maggot breath, yeehaaaaaw
boys with latex toys,
if buttholes were peepshows then the Nigs are the window to the soul
of this fucking ridiculous world
Banality’s got nothin’ on these boys
enough to sign royalty checks,
the forged signature
the toilet swipe,
the mega-acid smile
the glitch in the universal way

yeah…
a real boss abortion to brag about at your next barbeque.

(laughter)

Song:
I’d like to thank my buddies for stickin’ the knife in my back
I’d like to thank my buddies, for twistin’ the knife in my back

Trouble doesn’t find me, I find it.
HA!
People wanna make some, but I don’t take shit.
I don’t take shit.

Patience is a virtue
that’s what we are taught
I’m only sorry when I am caught
My mouth is foaming from a vicious attack
the satisfaction from a rabid pack… of cockroaches
determined to survive
microwave me
watch me come alive

chorus:
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
mortal but invincible
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
makin’ life livable
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
mortal but invincible
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
We’re makin’ life livable

Take a look at my world
through a hole in the wall

I’d rather die on my feet
then live on my knees
suffer for me, suffer your disease
there’s a sky in the eye of the beholder
yee-haaa
we grow old while the sea grows older
theres a sky in the eye of the beholder
yee-haaa
we grow old while the sea grows older

there’s a sky in the eye of the beholder
we grow old but the sea grows older
yee-haaa
there’s a sky in the eye of the beholder
we grow old but the sea grows older
yee-haaa
there’s a sky in the eye of the beholder
HA!
we grow old but the sea grows older

chemical imbalance
chemical imbalance
chemical imbalance
chemical imbalance

(laughter)

if buttholes were peepshows, then the nigs are the windows to the soul of this fuckin’ world.
yee-haaa

Like an animal, I jump in a cage
my inheritance, I was born to rage
I don’t care about tomorrow cause I’m livin’ today…my own way
This is what we say

Skatenigs,
mortal but invincible
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
makin’ life livable
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
mortal but invincible
Skatenigs (skatenigs)
We’re makin’ life livable

are we done yet?
(laughter)

up the butt, snuck, stuck, mucked-up,and sucked
I’d eat baboon bowel before I’d……… bite?

yee-haaa

HA!