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SwtJadedGrl -> RE: tulip n me! (5/12/2008 7:24:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

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ORIGINAL: SwtJadedGrl

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Pouts**

No one ever wants to come to Utah even though we have pretty mountains and things and Zion National Park and Brian Head Sking and Cute little towns and the Shakespearean Festival No one wants to come and Visit me and the girl.

**Kicks rocks and Pouts more**

Steel


I'd come to visit, Steel...as long  as I could afford the airfare, and it's not snowing/likely to snow/still has snow on the ground


Well GT if you come out in the middle of August you will be safe.  I have been here for 26 years and it is the ONE month that i have never seen it snow here.  yes that is right i said ONE  lol

hell...by August i'll be so sick of brush fires, hurricanes and hellish humidity, i might be willing to do without caffeine and people of color too.  May i dress up like a pioneer?

lol i am going to take a guess and say that Steel is not going to care what you wear as long as you show up lol

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SteelofUtah -> RE: tulip n me! (5/13/2008 10:29:20 AM)

AUGUST IT IS!!!!

Except I will be one SWEATY MESS it is usually also about 115 all August long .... IN St. George anyway Up where SwtJadedGrl is at she is Higher up in the Mountains about a 15 degree difference St George is Just between them and Las Vegas so it gets HOT down here. NO WORRIES I have AC and you can all be Nekkid so it helps to keep you cool

I look forward to seeing all of you in August and I will keep this Thread as a Verbal Agreement of your Intentions to come and Be Nekkid.

Steel

**Stciking is Fingers in his ears now**

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GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/13/2008 10:35:02 AM)

*grumbles* I don't know if august is far enough away that I can save enough pennies...




SteelofUtah -> RE: tulip n me! (5/13/2008 11:51:52 AM)

GT, On a serious note Don't break yourself doing anything come when and if you can. If I were to be honest September or October is a Good time and it is Hardly Snowy in St George PERIOD, I am sure you will be find The BEST months to visit are March, April, and May, as well as September  October beyond that St George is just a cute little town with nothing much to do.

We are about 45 mins from Mesquite which is a Mini Vegas where you can Gamble and have fun for an evening. About an Hour and 45 Mins from ACTUAL Vegas where you can get a VD in an Evening. We are 45 Mins from Zion National Park and a Couple of SMALL waterfalls and Pretty Scenery (The Earlier Dates are best for that) we are about an Hour and a Half from BrianHead ski resort and Two hours from Bryce Canyon. If you are looking for Fishing I got some of the funnest lil fishing holes within 20 mins in just about all directions.

Cedar City is 45 mins away which has the Shakespearian Festival which is now kinda all year long. Also Hunting can be done if you have the Tags in that area.

So we got the two extreams within a few hours drive The City and the Country and some of the prettiest rock formations God ever made. So you know Utah used to be a VERY deadly place during the Dino Era as Much of where I am located is made up of Volcanic Rock Fprmations and old burned out Cones.

If you wanna visit Please come down and let me know.

Those of you who have misunderstandings let me break them down for you.

ALCOHOL is different

All our Beer is 2.5 ...... now before you freak out I need to explain that there is LITTLE DIFFERENCE In Utah Alcohol is Measured by WEIGHT not Volume because of this the math breaks down to If you were to Drink 10 regular beers all it would take is 1 and a Half more of our beers to get the EXACT SAME AMOUT OF ALCOHOL. Hard Liquor is only sold in State Liquor Stores and can be served in restraunts that serve food and you MUST buy food in order to be served Liquor. And there is a Legal cut off limit when you are no longer sold liquor. Because of this Alcoholism RUNS RAMPANT in Utah because people THINK they aren't getting enough so they OVER Indulge in what they think is LIGHT BEER.

Caffiiene is sold EVERYWHERE so you know the LDS Church has STOCK in Pepsi and Coke and the Pepsi Bottleing Plant has a Branch in Northern Utah..... So Yeah caffiene isn't as big an issue as you may think it is.

Polygmists are usually seen at Wal-Mart, in fact I have lived here 4 years and have never NOT seen one at Wal-Mart. They are NOT pasifists and the move in NUMBERS so don't stare or make rude comments on a weekly basis there are arrests of people being attacked for thier comments usually by Middle aged Boys between 15 and 17. It isn't like the Amish these people are VIOLENT when provoked.

Finally if you are not LDS don't worry the Mormons will not Flock to you to try and covert you, Instead they will just judge you and ignore you when you try to make small talk so if you have shirts that say things like

Suck It
I slept with you Mom
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Who's Your Profit!

I suggest wearing them

Steel




SwtJadedGrl -> RE: tulip n me! (5/13/2008 1:04:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah


Finally if you are not LDS don't worry the Mormons will not Flock to you to try and covert you, Instead they will just judge you and ignore you when you try to make small talk so if you have shirts that say things like

Suck It
I slept with you Mom
or
Who's Your Profit!

I suggest wearing them

Steel

OMG Steel LMAO.  I so need a shirt that says Who's Your Profit.  This new neighborhood i am living in is over run  with lil snot nose kids, judging my UM's just cuz we dont go to their church. If only they knew just how deviant the lady of the house was.  lol. 




xxblushesxx -> RE: tulip n me! (5/13/2008 3:23:48 PM)

Congrats Greedy and Tulip! Maybe next year I'll get to meet you guys too!

~Christina




lronitulstahp -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 4:21:23 PM)

Menace in Melbourne????  




GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 4:28:06 PM)

sounds fun to me!




CruelDesires -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 6:33:00 PM)

Prophet?

CD




SteelofUtah -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 9:37:23 PM)

Yeah that is how I should have spelled it but I suck at remembering which is the propper spelling.

The FLDS church is very close to St. George and Warren Jeffs Trial took place about two blocks from my house so the shirt that says

Who's Your Prophet!!!

Now do you see how that is comical?

Steel




christine1 -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 9:44:33 PM)

hey gals, believe it or not this state is not all about mormons and the bashing of religion!   there are all kinds of wonderful people here of all religions and non religions too, wierd huh? woot!  come party with me!




GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 9:49:16 PM)

Somehow, I like "Who's your profit" better, considering the way so many churches have become big business lol

Christine... if I can get my ass out west, believe me, you're on my list ;)




christine1 -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 9:53:13 PM)

GT, i have it under good advice that i may be moving to the east coast within the next year...that will make me closer to YOU and  "most" of the fun people on cm that i want to meet so much!




SteelofUtah -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 10:12:31 PM)

HOLY SHIT.

I had no Idea you were up North Christine I would have bugged you a LONG time ago. If you are ever in the Shoe of Utah look me and the girl up we'll have dinner.

Steel




GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/14/2008 11:52:38 PM)

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GT, i have it under good advice that i may be moving to the east coast within the next year...that will make me closer to YOU and  "most" of the fun people on cm that i want to meet so much!


No shit?? where?? (since I have no idea when I'll be able to move to the UK...*sigh*)...

if you have a choice, come to FL!  (hey, and if you come to Tampa, I could use a roomie! LOL)




lronitulstahp -> RE: tulip n me! (5/15/2008 4:12:54 AM)

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ORIGINAL: christine1

GT, i have it under good advice that i may be moving to the east coast within the next year...that will make me closer to YOU and  "most" of the fun people on cm that i want to meet so much!
ooh come to FL...i see you in Nashville, or Houston starting a country singing career, for some reason.  But if not, be GT's roomie, and we can all get into some sort of trouble...Gwyn will drive the getaway car.....




GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/15/2008 8:16:46 AM)

suddenly... Thelma and Louise spring to mind......




cjan -> RE: tulip n me! (5/15/2008 8:46:03 AM)

Suddenly... all kindsa things are springing to, ummm, mind...
GT, tulip, christine and Gwyn...what a way to go....




GreedyTop -> RE: tulip n me! (5/15/2008 8:46:50 AM)

lol CJ...

(so, when are we going to go have coffee or something?)




parttimehotty -> RE: tulip n me! (5/15/2008 8:56:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

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ORIGINAL: christine1

GT, i have it under good advice that i may be moving to the east coast within the next year...that will make me closer to YOU and  "most" of the fun people on cm that i want to meet so much!
ooh come to FL...i see you in Nashville, or Houston starting a country singing career, for some reason.  But if not, be GT's roomie, and we can all get into some sort of trouble...Gwyn will drive the getaway car.....


Nooo, come here to MD!! 
Uh, never mind, stay the f**k out of MD! IT SUCKS! Wherever you go, that's my NEXT vacation site!!![sm=buddies.gif][sm=car.gif]




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