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Happy Mothers Day poem :) - 5/11/2008 10:02:35 AM   
chickpea


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Today we show our mom how perfect and unkinky our lives our,
she thinks we don't even step inside a bar.
But how can we tell our mother about BDSM,
from all of our family, we must keep our secret from them.
The life of a kinkster always has to be hidden,
You say a crop or a donkey has never been ridden.
She says how safe and perfect your life must be,
That you're so vanilla with your significant he or she.
But inside lurks the danger within,
Yet you look so fragile and thin.
Many twisted road you've crossed,
I think your soul, your heart, and your head is lost.
But now it's time to get back to reality,
Stop thinking of SM and its brutality.
For today its all smiles and giggles,
None of those jiggles and wiggles.
Now we celebrate the legacies of family and tradition,
we are all a part of this rendition.
It's all smiles as she starts preaching,
how much she loves her family, how much she loved teaching.
And most likely inside, she's still reaching,
For all of those fatansies of bondage and screeching. 

Happy Mother's Day!!!
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