How often to you shoot the glue goo

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steffie -> How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/11/2008 10:49:19 PM)
... or finger the bean? Be honest. Has the frequency that you spit-shine the old waterpump changed over the years? Increased? Decreased? Does being in a relationship affect how often you wax the brass candlesticks?

MissMagnolia -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/11/2008 11:11:18 PM)
This IS an arts and crafts thread, isn't it? Because if it isn't, I'm telling.

Kalista07 -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/11/2008 11:15:31 PM)
Miss M, Thank Gawds You are here...Becasue for the past five minutes i've just been sitting here staring at this thread trying to figure out what the heck it was about...but, now i know why i can't comprehend it...It's about arts and crafts...i see.. Kali (the last of the innocent ones)

leakylee -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/11/2008 11:53:17 PM)
it isnt about confused farming mechanics?? smooches dazed edited because i shouldnt type without my glasses on my face

Owner4SexSlave -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 12:02:05 AM)
I think this question was crafed as an artsey fartsey way to ask, how often do you Masterbate or Jackoff. Geee, I have a high sex drive, and the only thing that really has hampered it at times is major life changing events or stress. Sure I have had moments, where it's elevated above it's norm, a sort of sexual heat that somebody has sparked off. Takes awhile for it to level back down. When I'm in a relationship I actually Masterbate less, because somebody else is there for the sexual release.

MissMagnolia -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 12:04:40 AM)
Sheesh, don't lower the tone by bringing sex into it please.

stella41b -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 12:46:40 AM)
Every time I cook rice, or so it seems. It always comes out sticky. Maybe I should start using Basmati rice. However I'm not too sure what cookery has got to do with BDSM. Edited to add I might be confused here as glue goo is what some people call my paella.

Owner4SexSlave -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 12:56:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia Sheesh, don't lower the tone by bringing sex into it please. Does this mean you won't let me finger your green bean and french onion casserole dish?

givemyall -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 1:13:14 AM)
My Mum always told me to never mix my arts and crafts with my cookery, but if I was ever naughty enough to do so, I shouldn't talk about it in public.

MasterFireMaam -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 1:33:14 AM)
I just wanted to throw this in.... Glitter glue? It's really Fairy Cum. Master Fire

PhoenixAscendant -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 1:43:29 AM)
Wait.... this topic is about sex? O.o Wow, am I slow.... >.> blush of embarassment I was confused with the talk of glue and beans... sounded a bit like a kindergarden art project. Glueing beans and macaroni noodles on paper and calling it "art"...

MasterFireMaam -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 2:28:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PhoenixAscendant Wait.... this topic is about sex? O.o Wow, am I slow.... >.> blush of embarassment I was confused with the talk of glue and beans... sounded a bit like a kindergarden art project. Glueing beans and macaroni noodles on paper and calling it "art"... ...well, yeah...with fairy cum, of course. Only, they don't tell you that in preschool. ;-) Master Fire

stella41b -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 3:07:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MasterFireMaam quote: ORIGINAL: PhoenixAscendant Wait.... this topic is about sex? O.o Wow, am I slow.... >.> blush of embarassment I was confused with the talk of glue and beans... sounded a bit like a kindergarden art project. Glueing beans and macaroni noodles on paper and calling it "art"... ...well, yeah...with fairy cum, of course. Only, they don't tell you that in preschool. ;-) Master Fire No, they just tell you stories about Master Baiting who from what I can remember was a seaman, and you get to play in the Wendy house and put things in holes too. I remember there was this kid called Bishop who was always getting bashed for some reason. One of the play school leaders was Madame Handshake, and we used to laugh at her because she had this husband who was often talking Japanese. I could never work out why we were never allowed to stroke the Yorkshire terrier.

sirsholly -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 3:13:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: givemyall My Mum always told me to never mix my arts and crafts with my cookery, but if I was ever naughty enough to do so, I shouldn't talk about it in public. But for me this is a must. The good old super glue is the only way i keep my meatloaf from falling apart....

ResidentSadist -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 3:14:20 AM)
Steffie was nice enough to show her titties in her profile, least we can do is tell her when we last fingered the bean or waxed the candlestick. Personally, being in a relationship has a 100% effect on whether or not my candles get lit by someone else or I end up self waxing. I been seeing this little hotty here in Daytona and it's only been a few hours since I was “parking my car in her garage” … LOL ... so my candlestick has been in good shape lately. No polishing needed right now... otherwise daily maintainance required no matter how many or how few slaves in my life.

SteelofUtah -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 7:22:41 AM)
Remember everytime you Masturbate ....... a Puppy Dies Steel

LadyHibiscus -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 7:29:51 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Remember everytime you Masturbate ....... a Puppy Dies Steel Well then let me make sure I tag those wack designer poodle mixes.....

CreativeDominant -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 7:40:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah Remember everytime you Masturbate ....... a Puppy Dies Steel Well then let me make sure I tag those wack designer poodle mixes..... God yes!!!!!!!!!!!! Most of them I've seen needed whacking... I have a high sex drive also. I deliberately put myself through spells where I do not masturbate for several days in a row and then, Look Out, Mama! It's all bets off and all rocks off...[&:]

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 8:02:24 AM)
I can't find my glue gun, so it has been a long time since it ooozed glue goo. My green beans are in a can and relatively well behaved, so I haven't had to finger them for any crimes lately. [sm=shame.gif] Don't have a water pump - just turn the nob and water comes out. I love modern technology. Neither Master or I own any brass candlesticks, but if we did I don't think you use wax on those. Maybe Brasso? [sm=coffee.gif] Maybe I should go cream my coffee or something productive?

Dnomyar -> RE: How often to you shoot the glue goo (5/12/2008 8:06:11 AM)
Hey Im up for Master baiting. Which one of you women are going to bait me or should I say how many of you are going to bait me.

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