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two - 5/12/2008 4:59:02 PM

HypnoticDan

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1. Man sits down in his usual pub and is amazed to see a horse behind the bar, serving drinks. After a few minutes of staring the horse says "WHAT?! Didn't think a horse could mix drinks?" Man says "No, it's not that. I never thought the parrot would sell the place."

2. Q: What's orange, purple, white, black, and is suspended in the back yard?
A: She's my subbie, I can paint her any damn color I please.