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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:35:20 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		No, if you'll check my last post, I brought it kicking and screaming back on-topic.  Your attitude and presentation turns people off, apparently.  Check out Padriag's style, for one example of something that you would do well to emulate.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:35:30 PM   
Kalista07


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ORIGINAL: BoySlipGirl

Your all a bunch of scurvy threadjackers.  


Scurvy??? ALL of us??!!!  hmmm....Now how exactly do You know that each and everyone of us is scurvy?? And again, i'll ask (back to the topic, such a good poster i am) is this the kind of whiney namby pamby behavior You wish to attract a woman with?
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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:35:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		i don't have scurvy, i'm in charge of the rum on the pirate ship and i have it under good authority that rum is a cure all for scurvy.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:37:28 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: Padriag

Triple espresso???  An I thought I'd had too much caffiene today... sheesh!  But yeah, we can make those... with or without hand grated chocolate sprinkles?

Pad (BDSM barista extraordinaire!)


Without chocolate????? That would be like Blasphemy!!! You were kidding right?

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:39:08 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BoySlipGirl

Your all a bunch of scurvy threadjackers.  

Arrrrrrgh.... that I am matey... an right brazen about it too...

Pad (who is still waiting on the damn laundry to finish)

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:42:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		There has to be a ballad lurking here...the tale of the Pirate Barista!

15 men on a dead man's chest.  Yo Ho Ho and a 1/2 decaf/1/2 cafe vanilla soy latte!
 
nooo...that ain't it...

E.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:42:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

No, if you'll check my last post, I brought it kicking and screaming back on-topic.  Your attitude and presentation turns people off, apparently.  Check out Padriag's style, for one example of something that you would do well to emulate.

Cali



Perhaps the OP is looking to provoke somebody into spanking his ASS hard, for real...  he he he.....

Let's have a Spank the OP party, we all can get wired up on Expresso first... wonder how well he'd enjoy Evil Sticks??? 

< Message edited by Owner4SexSlave -- 5/12/2008 9:43:39 PM >

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:43:31 PM   
BoySlipGirl


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Status: offline 		Okay, thats news to me.  I'm curious, how does a woman manage to lactate without having kids? 

In response: I'm not looking for someone to fuck or to fuck me.  Also, I'm not a dom, so don't compare me to them.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:44:04 PM   
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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Without chocolate????? That would be like Blasphemy!!! You were kidding right?

Well I do get some odd requests... but hey, whatever makes the customer happy.  An hey... buy 10 of something you invent an I'll name it after you... besides... "Mist of Erin" has a nice ring to it... gotta involve Irish Cream though... maybe a lil Jameson's...

Pad (who isn't saying what else he keeps behind the bar)

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:46:03 PM   
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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:50:47 PM   
CalifChick


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BoySlipGirl
In response: I'm not looking for someone to fuck or to fuck me.  Also, I'm not a dom, so don't compare me to them.


Welcome to PaORS.

Your opening post was quite rambling, we thought you were looking for some in-and-out action.  All you're looking for is a spanking?  Are you the I-want-my-pastor-to-spank-me dude??

Cali


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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:52:34 PM   
Owner4SexSlave


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Status: offline 		Routine suction of the nipples will cause lactation!  You really should consider researching other people's kinks instead of making assumption or judgements.  Lactation can be the result of hormones being out of wack as well.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:56:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Nope.  A nun, maybe.  honestly, i try to put the woman whom i'm courting first, i mean, im not in charge, its about her, right?  I could give a laundry list of perversions that i'm into, but if the domme isn't into it, there isn't much of a point.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:57:19 PM   
BoySlipGirl


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Status: offline 		so its random stupidty eh?  well, i don't mind that so much as being in the polls section.  public opinion, (shudder) ugghgh!

Yes, i suppose i should impress the DOMME with an overt display of DOMINACE.  that makes perfect sense.


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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 9:59:20 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: Padriag

quote:

ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Without chocolate????? That would be like Blasphemy!!! You were kidding right?

Well I do get some odd requests... but hey, whatever makes the customer happy.  An hey... buy 10 of something you invent an I'll name it after you... besides... "Mist of Erin" has a nice ring to it... gotta involve Irish Cream though... maybe a lil Jameson's...

Pad (who isn't saying what else he keeps behind the bar)


WooHoo! A coffee named after me! My grandfather used to make a coffee that had a strong espresso base. Then you took heavy cream, sugar and a nice single malt (Bushmills Rum cask or Connemara Peated Single would be good) and floated it on top of the espresso (a cool little trick) with shaved chocolate on top. The dark in contrast to the light was very eye appealing and when you sipped it you got the warm bite of the espresso wrapped in the sweet whiskey cream. Mist of Erin's Black and Tan...lol.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 10:02:16 PM   
Owner4SexSlave


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ORIGINAL: BoySlipGirl

Nope.  A nun, maybe.  honestly, i try to put the woman whom i'm courting first, i mean, im not in charge, its about her, right?  I could give a laundry list of perversions that i'm into, but if the domme isn't into it, there isn't much of a point.


Exactly why it's a good policy to exchange laundry lists and see what you guys have in common.    The lists can be about kink, taste in food, clothing, or whatever else.   If you don't have anything in common, why should she even bother with you?

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 10:02:18 PM   
Padriag


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Status: offline 		Sure Erin... now all ya gotta do is drink ten of them first...

Ummm... never mind the restraints... safety precaution ya know.

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 10:04:30 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Now I'm all confuzzled (and it's not because of the drinks)... OP, what the heck DO you want and what is your beef?

Cali


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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 10:05:21 PM   
mistoferin


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ORIGINAL: Padriag

Sure Erin... now all ya gotta do is drink ten of them first...

Ummm... never mind the restraints... safety precaution ya know.


You're on! Though on second thought....restraints may be a good idea. After 10 glasses of whiskey I might start feeling 10 feet tall and bullet proof!

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~erin~

There are no victims here...only volunteers.

When you make a habit of playing on the tracks, you thereby forfeit the right to bitch when you get hit by a train.

"I did it! I admit it and I'm gonna do it again!"

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RE: Whats a guy got to do? - 5/12/2008 10:07:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BoySlipGirl
Arrrggghhh!  After recieving proposals from two married women, an obese transvestite, and a girl from half way around the country, i am beggining to wonder what i am doing wrong.

Damn, you been busy since you joined on 5/12/2008.  Normally we charge extra for the trannies here at CollarME but being it's yoru first day we'll toss that one in for free. 

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