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SteelofUtah -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 1:21:32 PM)
Hmmmmm. I wonder just how BAD that could actually get.. Shudders All the sudden I played out the Phone call from the authorites "Yes Mr. *******, I got two girls here with Cucumbers, say they know you and that you would know the reason the have commited the crime they have been arrested for. Bail is set. They say they are sorry." No I think you may need to drive alone cause it might be the only way to keep you from Mischief till you get back with GT. Steel

hejira92 -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 1:38:13 PM)
Uh Oh. I said cucumber, too. Does this mean I will be going to Utah? Can GT come with me? I have the feeling she would be great on a road trip.....

SwtJadedGrl -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:00:35 PM)
sweet if hejira is bringing GT then i dont have to road trip i can just hang at your place with my andi EFG and wait for all to arrive edited for lost words lol

Cuffkinks -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:10:43 PM)
Tomato. (Right about now My hejira is breaking into song...)

SteelofUtah -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:11:54 PM)
Okay hold up. SwtJadedGrl, Greedy Top, hejira, andi. ......... I will start eating my Wheaties and taking My Flinstone Vitamins and Taking a Viagra a Day. Perhaps I didn't think this through ............................. *~~Attention Collar Me.~~* I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive. I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction. For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there. I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely. Steel

subtee -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:14:52 PM)
I'll pall bear you... I always get embarrassed when buying cucumbers, which pisses me off because I actually like the taste of them. Oh, and cucumbers are delicious too.

SwtJadedGrl -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:24:24 PM)
wait a minute hold up!!! why dont i get the girl? you know i will take really good care of her. lol and we wouldn't kill you, you just might need some serious medical attention when we are all done.

Cuffkinks -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:28:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah *~~Attention Collar Me.~~* I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive. I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction. For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there. I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely. Steel Two Zoobles in hell. Hehehe...They don't know what they're in for down there!

GreedyTop -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:31:10 PM)
woohoo! me and Hejira on a road trip!! then us, Jaded and Andi... oh,my..fans self ok, no fair inspiring puddles when I'm at work (khaki doesn't hide wetness well...)

SteelofUtah -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:32:58 PM)
Correction my dear brother. The ONLY two Zoobles in Hell. I don't know that we could really leave the world without a Zooble Heir to the Zooble way of life I think we shall have to find a Dom Arrogant Enough to be the next Zooble. What do you think? Steel

playfulotter -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:34:34 PM)
I thought onion but then right afterwards thought Rutabaga...hmmmm[sm=pullit.gif]

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:35:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Cuffkinks quote: ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah *~~Attention Collar Me.~~* I cordially Invite you to my Funeral which should be caused from Dehydration and Heart Failure. Some time between 2 or 4 days after the girls arrive. I will be needing Pallbearers please sign up soon as I think those wanting to see the look on my face will make spectation difficult for this particular attraction. For all the horrible things I have done in this life I am sure to be going to hell but with a smile that the devil herself (Greedy Top apparently) couldn't wipe off..... not since she would be partially responsible for putting it there. I leave Cuffkinks EVERYTHING including andi that way he will be joining me soon cause I would hate to be lonely. Steel Two Zoobles in hell. Hehehe...They don't know what they're in for down there! Well guys, They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously???

SteelofUtah -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:36:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop woohoo! me and Hejira on a road trip!! then us, Jaded and Andi... oh,my..fans self ok, no fair inspiring puddles when I'm at work (khaki doesn't hide wetness well...) Thinking really hard Okay wait I KNOW something is missing from this equation.... now if only I could figure out what exactly ... Oh Yeah That's it. Greedy, hunny love muffin sweetiekins ...... where am I in all this. Somehow I think I just got Screwed and sadly NOT in the way I was shootin for anyway. Steel

SwtJadedGrl -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:37:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Well guys, They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously??? omg lmao this shouldnt even be funny yet i find myself about to spit water all over the screen

GreedyTop -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:38:17 PM)
snicker You have no one but yourself to blame, Steel...YOU started this!! LOL

SteelofUtah -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:38:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Well guys, They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously??? Lush, I had NO IDEA you were into that. I wonder if a dead lay is better for a Woman then it is for a Man cause you know if it isn't I fail to see the attraction Steel

JohnWarren -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:41:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 Well guys, They call corpses Stiffs. Does this mean us gals can service you(or ourselves) posthumously??? Rigor mortis is the tensioning after death of muscles. Since an erection is caused by blood pressure rather than a muscle, you are out of luck. However, during the death process men often get an erection. I guess you gotta grab it while you have a chance

GreedyTop -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:42:21 PM)
John.... should we be worried that you know this? LOL waves hi to Libby

JohnWarren -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:44:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop John.... should we be worried that you know this? LOL waves hi to Libby Observation! [evil grin] Libby waves back from her treadmill

SwtJadedGrl -> RE: Normal?...redeem yourself here (5/13/2008 2:47:36 PM)
hehehehe yup his very own greed has done him in YAY for the labia road trip!!

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