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subfever -> Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/13/2008 10:45:23 AM)

Doctors vs Gun Owners
 
 
Doctors  
    (A)   The number of physicians in the United States is 700,000.
    (B)   Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.
    (C)   Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
 
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
 
Now think about this:
 
Guns
    (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (80 million)
    (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, in all age groups is 1,500.
    (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner  is  .000188.

Statistics courtesy of FBI
 
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So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
 
Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
 
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.
 
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat!!  We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!




SteelofUtah -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/13/2008 11:57:29 AM)

I FUCKING LOVE THIS AND WILL RE POST EVERYWHERE!!!

Steel




Sirandlil1 -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/13/2008 2:22:22 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]too funny




ResidentSadist -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/14/2008 12:03:34 AM)

Just a little comment from an insider, my dad was doctor and he felt the same way.  “Guns don't kill people, doctors do”




Rule -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/14/2008 4:27:26 AM)

I suspect that the number of deaths in the USA caused by physicians is far higher than the number provided.




MsStarlett -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/14/2008 5:09:41 AM)

LOL!  Running to repost!




BlackPhx -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/14/2008 7:16:13 AM)

Snicker

poenkitten




subfever -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/18/2008 10:36:25 PM)

By all means... re-post away!

Yeah, I loved this one too. After all, how often can I post in humor and make two political statements at the same time?... [:D]




AtlantisKing111 -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/19/2008 11:01:08 PM)

lol.  I love that.




allyC -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/19/2008 11:04:36 PM)

If you apply the same statistics to Car owners vs. gun Owners it would be even more staggering (exponentially so) but yet you get to drive one of those at 15 - legally!    




Hanable -> RE: Doctors vs Gun Owners (5/19/2008 11:25:03 PM)

i believe that to be very true.

H >:)




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