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kittinSol -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/13/2008 9:06:25 PM)

At least Churro gets it [&:]




popeye1250 -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 1:48:16 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

quote:

ORIGINAL: kittinSol

But, I was addressing slaveboy, because it was a Faux News link that he attached to his thread. And see... I even wrote 'antidote', as a charming pun to go with the wizardry story :-) .

Tsk tsk, Firmhand... your political eagerness and enthusiasm are to be commended, but they do betray you at times [:D] .


Not at all.  Perhaps I should have written my last intro sentence like ...

My three links were to:

My primary point was the last sentence:

(Often, when Fox is mentioned in contempt, I simply take it as a self-identification of true-believer-ism.).


Such comments such as yours about FOX News are an indication of a certain belief pattern.  You thought it was just a humorous little aside - which it is, among the "trendy lefty".  Making negative, inconsequential remarks intended to demean a source with no real refutation of what they have reported is reinforcing and spreading a certain meme, so that you (and others) can then "safely" discount anything of substance they might report.

It's not my "political eagerness and enthusiasm" that betray me.  It's yours, kittin. [:)]

Firm




True. I'm a moderate and I watch Fox, MSNBC and CNN.
I like to have an *open* mind about things and get different slants on the same story.
I find that the Lefties and Righties are more often than not, closed minded.
And talk about journalistic integrity and you get a chuckle when someone mentions the NY Times! "Jason Blair." lol
You can now find the NY Times right next to the Enquiror in the supermarket!
"Enquiring minds want to know!"




DomAviator -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:13:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Owner59

This is a great example of why teachers should get tenure and why they need unions to protect them from the loons.


This is probably the most absurd socialist drivel I have yet heard. First of all teachers shouldnt have unions AT ALL. They are college graduate PROFESSIONALS and as such should be professional exempt. If a teacher needs a freaking union to protect his or her rights then they are too stupid to be in the classroom teaching others. Unions stem from a day when few could read or write, few knew their rights, and the workers were being exploited by the Andrew Carnegies of the world. If a college graduate cant learn their own employment rights and labor laws hey are beyond hope...

Secondly, tenure is BEYOND STUPID. There should NEVER be a job in which it is almost impossible to fire you regardless of performance just because youve been there. Shit, hes been a surgeon at this hospital for 10 years hes tenured who cares if his patients have an 80% mortality rate!!! Oh no we dont need to sim check that airline captain every six months - he has tenure! Why yeah that engineer has been here since there were vacuum tubes and wouldnt know an IC if one was in his anus but by god hes got tenure. HOW UNBELIEVEABLY ABSURD. Yeah Ok , none of her students can read but by God she has tenure!

Do you have any idea how many IDIOT teachers there are out there? I was married to a teacher, who constantly brought her teacher friends home, and I have dated several and let me tell you a lot of teachers are the best argument for homeschooling I have ever heard!  How about a woman who DOESNT SPEAK SPANISH teaching bilingual kindergarten? How about a teacher who can tell you the plot of every episode of Sex In The City but who doesnt know how to balance her checkbook without using jellybeans? (She calls them "manipulatives" under a math strategy known as The Chicago Method..) Teachers are fucking frightening and they are getting worse and worse... Sure there are some dedicated professionals but there is an increasing number of ditzy idiot chicks who get into it because they get summers off and "need to do something until they get married". One of my ex's friends came right out and admitted "She hates kids, but hey its $42K and she can tan all summer so she can put up with the little fuckers from Sept to May." Lets give her tenure! Hell lets give Debra LaFave tenure, and Lisa Robyn Marinelli and Mary Jo Spack and Stephanie Ragusa too! For Christ's sake everyone else keeps their job on MERIT but lets tenure teachers! LOL

Finally - the person who is the subject of the story was a SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. That is a person who is kind of the urinal cake of teacher world. Subs are nobody, they are nothing but names on a list, they have no union rights or employment contracts, and in most cases dont even have any teaching qualification beyond SOME COLLEGE. (They do NOT have to be graduates!) In my ex-wifes district it was up to HER to find a sub. So if she wasnt going in, she would pull the list from her briefcase and start calling till she found one who wanted to work. She would then tell them what to do and leave the principal a voicemail that she wont be in and (name) is subbing. Subs are either unemployed people, often college dropouts or those with useless liberal arts degrees, ex teachers who have done the stay at home mom thing and who will pick up a day here and there if and when they feel like it for less than $100, or flunkies who didnt pass the teaching exam or otherwise couldnt get a job in an environment so teacher hungry that they have billboards saying "Want to be a teacher? When can you start?" 

At my ex-wifes district this is the requirement to be a sub:

We require:

A minimum of 60 semester hours of college credit (verified by original transcripts)
Excellent People Skills
Proficiency in the English Language
Substitute Orientation Attendance
Criminal History Check
 
Here is the pay scale
 
Certified Subs - $85 (ie licensed teachers)
Degreed Subs - $75  (those with 4 year degrees in whatever but no teaching license.)
Non-Degreed Subs - $70  (those who only have 60 sh or more but no BS or BA degree)

 
Note that subs, including certified ones are paid less than the mexican dayworkers I hired to paint my house. $70 - $85 a day as opposed to the $100 for the dayworker... Yeah, these are the elite they need tenure and unions LOL. Who gives a shit if this guy loses his job, he can make more doing his magic tricks in the park for tips...
 




kittinSol -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:18:40 AM)

*yawn*




LadyEllen -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:21:13 AM)

My apologies Treasure, for getting the spell wrong - thing is, I've never read more than a page or two of HP and not seen all the films either.

The reason? Its poorly written drivel.





lronitulstahp -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:30:53 AM)

{i threw up in my mouth a little.  The dis-belief of this[image]http://www.collarchat.com/micons/m18.gif[/image]...}
        i actually agree with part of this.  Tenure for teachers is like asking for incompetence to abound.  i live in Florida (the state where all this transpired) and i worked in the public school system here for nearly a year.  i made the decision based on what i saw, to send my two Um's to private school.  Tenured teachers...c'mon!  Those of us who were educated in the public school system all know of the lazy(usually viewd as "cool" by most) teachers..particularly substitues, that didn't require real work, or challenge you in any way.  And that's only salaried teachers who are at risk of losing their positions based on performance.  Remove that small deterrent, and who knows WHAT would happen?  Sorry to say, in many cases, teacher's just aren't what they used to be.
   pretty sure this will be the last time i agree with certain people....




GreedyTop -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:41:35 AM)

I dunno, Tulip./..I can see ya standing in a classroom..
(oh wait, NM... you're wearing a schoolgirl outfit, handing the ruler to the teacher, and bending over....)




lronitulstahp -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:43:44 AM)

well, that's because You  know  me...

and heard a few things from my dungeon buddies LOL....




GreedyTop -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 3:45:42 AM)

*snicker*




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:04:18 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomAviator

quote:

ORIGINAL: Owner59

This is a great example of why teachers should get tenure and why they need unions to protect them from the loons.


This is probably the most absurd socialist drivel I have yet heard. First of all teachers shouldnt have unions AT ALL. They are college graduate PROFESSIONALS and as such should be professional exempt. If a teacher needs a freaking union to protect his or her rights then they are too stupid to be in the classroom teaching others. Unions stem from a day when few could read or write, few knew their rights, and the workers were being exploited by the Andrew Carnegies of the world. If a college graduate cant learn their own employment rights and labor laws hey are beyond hope...

Secondly, tenure is BEYOND STUPID. There should NEVER be a job in which it is almost impossible to fire you regardless of performance just because youve been there. Shit, hes been a surgeon at this hospital for 10 years hes tenured who cares if his patients have an 80% mortality rate!!! Oh no we dont need to sim check that airline captain every six months - he has tenure! Why yeah that engineer has been here since there were vacuum tubes and wouldnt know an IC if one was in his anus but by god hes got tenure. HOW UNBELIEVEABLY ABSURD. Yeah Ok , none of her students can read but by God she has tenure!

Do you have any idea how many IDIOT teachers there are out there? I was married to a teacher, who constantly brought her teacher friends home, and I have dated several and let me tell you a lot of teachers are the best argument for homeschooling I have ever heard!  How about a woman who DOESNT SPEAK SPANISH teaching bilingual kindergarten? How about a teacher who can tell you the plot of every episode of Sex In The City but who doesnt know how to balance her checkbook without using jellybeans? (She calls them "manipulatives" under a math strategy known as The Chicago Method..) Teachers are fucking frightening and they are getting worse and worse... Sure there are some dedicated professionals but there is an increasing number of ditzy idiot chicks who get into it because they get summers off and "need to do something until they get married". One of my ex's friends came right out and admitted "She hates kids, but hey its $42K and she can tan all summer so she can put up with the little fuckers from Sept to May." Lets give her tenure! Hell lets give Debra LaFave tenure, and Lisa Robyn Marinelli and Mary Jo Spack and Stephanie Ragusa too! For Christ's sake everyone else keeps their job on MERIT but lets tenure teachers! LOL

Finally - the person who is the subject of the story was a SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. That is a person who is kind of the urinal cake of teacher world. Subs are nobody, they are nothing but names on a list, they have no union rights or employment contracts, and in most cases dont even have any teaching qualification beyond SOME COLLEGE. (They do NOT have to be graduates!) In my ex-wifes district it was up to HER to find a sub. So if she wasnt going in, she would pull the list from her briefcase and start calling till she found one who wanted to work. She would then tell them what to do and leave the principal a voicemail that she wont be in and (name) is subbing. Subs are either unemployed people, often college dropouts or those with useless liberal arts degrees, ex teachers who have done the stay at home mom thing and who will pick up a day here and there if and when they feel like it for less than $100, or flunkies who didnt pass the teaching exam or otherwise couldnt get a job in an environment so teacher hungry that they have billboards saying "Want to be a teacher? When can you start?" 

At my ex-wifes district this is the requirement to be a sub:

We require:

A minimum of 60 semester hours of college credit (verified by original transcripts)
Excellent People Skills
Proficiency in the English Language
Substitute Orientation Attendance
Criminal History Check
 
Here is the pay scale
 
Certified Subs - $85 (ie licensed teachers)
Degreed Subs - $75  (those with 4 year degrees in whatever but no teaching license.)
Non-Degreed Subs - $70  (those who only have 60 sh or more but no BS or BA degree)

 
Note that subs, including certified ones are paid less than the mexican dayworkers I hired to paint my house. $70 - $85 a day as opposed to the $100 for the dayworker... Yeah, these are the elite they need tenure and unions LOL. Who gives a shit if this guy loses his job, he can make more doing his magic tricks in the park for tips...
 


I found this to be really insulting to all the teachers out there that care and most teachers where I am from have a Masters degree. In the Chicago school system a substitute has to have a B.S. to substitute teach.

By the way, I teach at a vocational school and although I could not even balance my checkbook with jelly beans, I teach anatomy and science. I enjoy Sex and the City. Sue me. Ban me from teaching. Even though I am one of the most passionate Instuctors around, and dont get paid for all the aggravation or hours I put in.

No one teaches to get rich. The majority do it for the love and passion for teaching.

As for States that have a bad record for education and hiring bad teachers thats on the state, not teachers in general.




GreedyTop -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:16:03 AM)

hear, hear, Lushy!  Teachers are so severely underpaid, and-it seems-undertrained in many places, it's criminal.  But these days, even more than the lack or pay / training.. teachers are underappreciated.  And to me, THAT falls on the parents not teaching their kids respect.

ok, I'm going back to my ACME patented foxhole (guaranteed to close behind you when you use it!!)




DomAviator -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:24:56 AM)

Lucious - note that I said "Sure there are some dedicated professionals but there is an increasing number of ditzy idiot chicks who get into it because they get summers off and "need to do something until they get married".

The discussion specifically was regarding tenure which is a horrible idea and with due respect no teacher is so special that they should be guaranteed their job on the basis of longevity rather than performance. As for masters degrees, yes my ex-wife had one and frankly she was a terrible teacher with OCD so bad that she should have been medicated instead of working. She literally had a multipage lesson plan for walking them to lunch and was utterly incapable of adapting, winging it, or ad libbing when needed.

The newer generation of teachers has clearly deteriorated, just look at the scandals on the news constantly.  Lisa Robyn Marinelli and Mary Jo Spack and Stephanie Ragusa were three Tampa area teachers arrested within a two week period for sex with students. LaFave is already infamous. We recently had one arrested here in Texas who was dealing pot to her students. In Arkansas one was arrested for pimping out her middle school girls.

Sure there are professionals, and they should be able to keep their job on the basis of performance without tenure. If they stop performing, they should be gone as anyone in any other occupation would be. That doesnt alter the fact that I have had four, five, six teachers sitting around my dining room table referring to special ed students as "fucktards" or "window licking bobbleheads". My wife told a colleauge in the next grade that "this kids mother should have swallowed " and I have personally seen teachers grading worksheets without even reading them on the basis of what the students usual grade is without using the rubric. I have also heard a teacher - in this case the team leader for the grade say "Dont worry about it the prison gaurds will teach them everything they need to know in life" They are not ALL the angels you hold them out to be - perhaps you are but many arent and tenure will only make it worse by making it impossible to weed out the slackers.




RealityLicks -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:31:50 AM)

Momentary hijack:

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomAviator
my ex-wife had one and frankly she was a terrible teacher with OCD so bad that she should have been medicated instead of working. She literally had a multipage lesson plan for walking them to lunch and was utterly incapable of adapting, winging it, or ad libbing when needed.


She got the house, yeah?




kittinSol -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:35:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: RealityLicks

She got the house, yeah?



God, I hope she did. I can't imagine putting up with opinions like these day after day: turning OCD would be an all too human reaction.




DomAviator -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:36:00 AM)

No actually she got her personal belongings and $5,000, and a guarantee that I wont testify against her in any custody proceeding her exhusband may launch. The house(s), car(s) etc belong to the corporation. Judgement Proofing! [:D] Smart men don't marry in Community Property States without a good prenup.




RealityLicks -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:47:12 AM)

kittin, got to say, I generally find DA's politics pretty emetic but at least he's up front about them.




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:48:16 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomAviator

Lucious - note that I said "Sure there are some dedicated professionals but there is an increasing number of ditzy idiot chicks who get into it because they get summers off and "need to do something until they get married".

The discussion specifically was regarding tenure which is a horrible idea and with due respect no teacher is so special that they should be guaranteed their job on the basis of longevity rather than performance. As for masters degrees, yes my ex-wife had one and frankly she was a terrible teacher with OCD so bad that she should have been medicated instead of working. She literally had a multipage lesson plan for walking them to lunch and was utterly incapable of adapting, winging it, or ad libbing when needed.

The newer generation of teachers has clearly deteriorated, just look at the scandals on the news constantly.  Lisa Robyn Marinelli and Mary Jo Spack and Stephanie Ragusa were three Tampa area teachers arrested within a two week period for sex with students. LaFave is already infamous. We recently had one arrested here in Texas who was dealing pot to her students. In Arkansas one was arrested for pimping out her middle school girls.

Sure there are professionals, and they should be able to keep their job on the basis of performance without tenure. If they stop performing, they should be gone as anyone in any other occupation would be. That doesnt alter the fact that I have had four, five, six teachers sitting around my dining room table referring to special ed students as "fucktards" or "window licking bobbleheads". My wife told a colleauge in the next grade that "this kids mother should have swallowed " and I have personally seen teachers grading worksheets without even reading them on the basis of what the students usual grade is without using the rubric. I have also heard a teacher - in this case the team leader for the grade say "Dont worry about it the prison gaurds will teach them everything they need to know in life" They are not ALL the angels you hold them out to be - perhaps you are but many arent and tenure will only make it worse by making it impossible to weed out the slackers.


That is interesting. You show me a few examples of the thousand of teachers and hold them up as all teachers. To my knowledge, at least where I am from, tenure is something they do in college and its pretty near impossible to be tenured.

i'm am sorry you know so many idiots. perhaps you should change the company you keep.




kittinSol -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:50:28 AM)

Perhaps my tolerance level is a little on the low side [:(] .




RealityLicks -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 4:54:22 AM)

Well, it's not often you and I change positions (if you take my meaning).  Anyhoo, I digress, Lusciouslips is taking names...




slaveboyforyou -> RE: Florida Substitute Teacher Fired, Accused of Wizardry (5/14/2008 5:04:23 AM)

I was an education major for a whole year in college.  I changed majors fairly quickly.  I wanted to teach secondary social studies, more specifically history.  I do love history.  But I will admit it, I wanted my summers off and I wanted the benefits package that teachers get.  But that didn't mean I had any less of a passion for teaching.  I really felt I could do a good job.  But I soon found out to my dismay that getting a job as a history teacher pretty much requires a minor in physical education.  Basically (and it's like this all over the South) male social studies and science teachers are expected to double as football and/or basketball coaches.  Well I didn't have a real high opinion of the phys. ed majors.  Most of them are dumbass jocks that failed to live out their football hero fantasies.  I didn't want to have to do that, and I didn't like a lot of the other things I saw.

I didn't come out of that experience with a very high opinion of how teachers are trained.  Most of what teachers learn is pedagogy, not academics.  I ended up getting a degree in history with a minor in criminal justice.  I know I took more history courses than a secondary social studies education major ever took.  You won't find a lot of historians teaching history, straight science majors teaching science, or mathematicians teaching math.  Teachers follow a lesson plan that is formulated by the state and/or the school board depending on where you live, and they are allowed very little latitude in deviating from that lesson plan.  




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