GoddessDustyGold
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Since I'm not here all that often, I am not sure if this has been posted before...
But I just got this in an email from a person of the male pursuasion. Just for a giggle and to see how long it takes for an equivalent list to be posted about women! *W*
Men are like...
1. Men are like ...Laxatives...They irritate the crap
out of you.
2. Men are like ..Bananas...The older they get, the
less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..Weather... Nothing can be done to
change them.
4. Men are like Blenders... You need one, but you're
not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ..Chocolate Bars... Sweet, smooth, &
they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ..Commercials... You can't believe all
they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are
always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..Government Bonds... They take
soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..Mascara... They usually run at the
first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ..Popcorn... They satisfy you, but
only for a little while.
11. Men are like ..Snowstorms... You never know when
they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long
it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but
not very bright.
13. Men are like ..Parking Spots... All the good ones
are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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Dusty
They that give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety
B Franklin
Don't blame Me ~ I didn't vote for either of them
The Hidden Kingdom
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