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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:28:26 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Okay why ewww Cali?

I get it from Faery, she don't like the boys.

But from you?? I thought you were curious about my cock??

I am hurt here I want you to know.

Not from Faery I have come to expect it from her.

But

Et Tu Cali?

Steel



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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:30:30 AM   
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Go back and look through my recipes.  :-)
The growliness in your tummy would distract you from quite a bit.  ;-)



Fraid not.
I rarely get hungry and have a  dislike of food

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:35:03 AM   
missturbation


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Well I guess you've had enough flashing, so I'll put mine away.....

and okay....as a guinea pig slave, I confess I got the totally WRONG visual at first when you said "session with my rabbit".  Because I spend way too much time checking out cuteoverload.com.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!  Rabbit DUH.

You can never have too much bewbage
Lol @ rabbit.
 
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i'd distract you..but i dont have the 2 grand it would cost for me to get to the UK.

if you did....well then.... WOOHOO...

Neither do i, i spent all my savings on puppy hospital when Jake (the puppy) had parvo.
 
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*** Walks up to Missturbation in a treanch coat ***

Here's a Distraction for you.

**Opens Trench Coat**

Steel

Again again again
 
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Sends the girl a dozen red roses and a big ol' box of chocklates..signed...A SECRET ADMIRER..THAT SHOULD KEEP HER BUSY ALL DAY.. smile 

Oh my a while since i recieved flowers
Thank you x
 











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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:35:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

Okay why ewww Cali?

I get it from Faery, she don't like the boys.

But from you?? I thought you were curious about my cock??

I am hurt here I want you to know.

Not from Faery I have come to expect it from her.

But

Et Tu Cali?

Steel




hey now..i dont HATE boys/men... i just wont date them because i HATE penis's.  ewww... now if it was a schneiders weiner or johnsonville hot dog..then..hmm..


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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:35:54 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Okay why ewww Cali? I am hurt here I want you to know.


Okay, I must admit... Mr. Winkie does not look good in the "Scarlett O'Hara Barbie" dress.  The little curtain rod sticking out on either side (a la Carol Burnett), just looks... wrong with his coloring.  Brass is not his color.  Yes, that's the problem.

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:40:58 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Robo Cock was the first that came to mind
Super Dong


Okay I gotta stop the images in my mind are just wrong

Thanks for Nothing cali

Steel

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:42:48 AM   
RazorJAK


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ORIGINAL: missturbation


quote:



Go back and look through my recipes.  :-)
The growliness in your tummy would distract you from quite a bit.  ;-)



Fraid not.
I rarely get hungry and have a  dislike of food


*blinks*  *blinks*

My ... my  powers.  They're usueless on you.

Damn,  this must be what a straight girl in a gay bar feels like.



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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:54:09 AM   
Asherdelampyr


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Status: offline 		Go to http://www.explosm.net  Its a blast and should distract you for some time

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:54:14 AM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah
Thanks for Nothing cali


  


Cali

PS:  Miss, I hope this is distracting you.  I know the thought of Mr. Winkie in Barbie's dress is disturbing distracting to me.

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 9:56:17 AM   
DiurnalVampire


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Status: offline 		Robocock.
I CANT thing that way.
It hurts

You can come help me with my laundry... I dont know where it all comes from.



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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 10:00:29 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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COCK a do me doooooooooo








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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 10:08:58 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I think we need a visual of what Mr. Winkie would be wearing as Carol Burnett doing Scarlet O'Hara.  Click here.

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 10:47:39 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		Did someone say we need visuals ?  Any one for bondage Barbie ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWV-t0HKCA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWV-t0HKCA


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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 10:58:16 AM   
faerytattoodgirl


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Status: offline 		mr winkie as mr potatoe head...yeaaaaaaaaaa... or as a chia penis!

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RE: Distract me Please - 5/14/2008 11:50:01 AM   
ResidentSadist


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Status: offline 		well... it seems the cat animations done by Joel Veitch have been left out of this cat-fest.  He is the animator, singer / songwriter who did those Quiznos commercials.  He created the cult web site RATHERGOOD.COM, known for his unusual videos - particularly his singing kittens and moon-obsessed Spongmonkeys. He is also lead singer of the band 7 Seconds Of Love.
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-=My fav 7 seconds of love videos=-
  Love Me Like You Used To
  Ninja
  Danger Of Death (no kittens, live action)
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-=His Songs =-
  Soupy George
  Looking For My Leopard
  Can I Have A Go?
  Donkey
  Seepage
  Biscuits
  Hedgehogs
  Hippo Girl
  Elephant
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-=Other fav music videos=-
Insects Will Get You (Osaka Popstar)
http://www.rathergood.com/insects/

Viking Kittens (Led Zeppelin)
"To fight the horde, singing and crying; Valhalla, I am coming!"
http://www.residentsadist.com/private/page-fun-viking-kittens/fun-viking-kittens.html 

Feel The Burn
http://www.rathergood.com/kitten_crew/ 
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-= Other fun stuff from Joel=-
IED (improvised exploding duck)
Inflating Head
Mr Stabby

Obey The Kitten
http://obeythekitten.com/
Should I Wank?
Should I Breathe?
Should I Shit?
Should I Piss?
Should I Drink Beer?

Lets Have Sex (you upload a pic and become star of videogram)
http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/297/Flirts/Let_s_Have_Sex
 

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