SteelofUtah
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Johnny walks into a Brothel with a Dead Frog on a String.
He walks straight up to the Madam and says
"I want me a Whore with The Clap"
The Madam looks at Johnny and says
"Get lost kid you couldn't afford a whore period and we are a good establishment here none of our girls are unclean"
Johnny pulls out a Wad of Cash
"I got $1300 dollar here I am sure I could afford anyone of your girls but I want one with the clap and if I have to I'll Pay double"
The Madam leans in real close and says "$400.00 and go to room 17 knock three times and say Mona sent you."
Johnny peels of 400 and runns upstairs dragging that frog on the string and about 10 seconds later three taps are heard and then nothing for about an hour.
Johnny comes down dragging that frog behind him and says "Thanks" before heading to the door
The Madam says "Okay hold up little boy what they hell was all that about and why would you pay so much money to end up having to go to the Doctor for a Shot of Penicilin?"
Johnny thinks for a moment and says "What the hell, I can tell you."
Johnny come back and picks up the frog.
"This here is Billy and up till three days ago Billy was my best friend"
The Madam Nods not fully understanding
Johnny continues "So I'm gunna go home and tonight my parents are gunna go out to a movie and I'm gunna have a baby sitter and I'm gunna Fuck my Babysitter, and when my Dad gets home he's gunna take her home and before her drops her off He's gunna fuck my babysitter and then come home and I'm positive that my Mother is gunna fuck my dad eventually with in the next few days and after they do at some point my Mother is gunna invite the Mailman in and she's gunna fuck him and well that's the asshole that killed my Frog...... so basically it's just a waiting game."
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