RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~

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CalifChick -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:06:22 PM)
OMG, the profile... Looking for a submissive doormat nympho who is quiet, not high maintenance, has low self-esteem, no friends. And she can't sit on the couch and watch opera. I have a feeling he meant Oprah. Oh yeah, he sounds like a peach looking for a peach. Well, bless your little heart, OP, I have no idea why you can't find that in two days online. SympatheticCali

Asherdelampyr -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:10:25 PM)
I just cant believe that he actually used the phrase making whoopie... LMAO So, he wants someone who hates themselves and has noone to try and find them should they go missing?

sirsholly -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:11:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick OMG, the profile... Looking for a submissive doormat nympho who is quiet, not high maintenance, has low self-esteem, no friends. And she can't sit on the couch and watch opera. I have a feeling he meant Oprah. Oh yeah, he sounds like a peach looking for a peach. Well, bless your little heart, OP, I have no idea why you can't find that in two days online. SympatheticCali maybe just google Blow-Up Dolls...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:12:18 PM)
but he wants someone who isnt a blow-up doll when "making whoopie" (guess hes sick of em :P )

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:14:06 PM)
not high maintenance?? DAMN THERE GOES MY CHANCE. [sm=alien.gif][sm=alien.gif]

sirsholly -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:14:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr but he wants someone who isnt a blow-up doll when "making whoopie" (guess hes sick of em :P ) i thought 'making whoopie' was having a few drinks too many. Damn....i need to get with the program here.....

Leatherist -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:20:26 PM)
I did look at the profile, how odd. He really has no idea of what subs are really like,does he? Oh well, another one for "barbie fantasy land" [8\|]

CalifChick -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:20:56 PM)
Are you trying to tell us you're too young to remember that phrase from "The Newlywed Game?" Dammit. Cali

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:21:51 PM)
wait...blowup dolls??? are you sure this is not bud bundy we're talking about? you know..the short kid on married with children.

sirsholly -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:23:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Are you trying to tell us you're too young to remember that phrase from "The Newlywed Game?" Dammit. Cali i was usually having my diaper changed at that time.... actually...now that you mention it, i do.

Leatherist -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:24:33 PM)
http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/archives/002618.html Gonna cost ya. [:D]

mistoferin -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:25:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl wait...blowup dolls??? are you sure this is not bud bundy we're talking about? you know..the short kid on married with children. Wellllllllllllllllllll........he DOES make a reference to Peggy Bundy.........

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:26:03 PM)
What's a shill? He's only been here two days........ so I'm guessing it's one of our resident pranksters who is bored...., or maybe I'm trying to comfort myself into believing this much fruit loopness can't exist in one body? And I'm trying to figure out how one can be "younger than older" (from his profile) and "more straight than bi". And if you require that the other person NOT be a psycho, shouldn't you reciprocate and not be one too? [sm=insane.gif]

parttimehotty -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:27:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mistoferin quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl wait...blowup dolls??? are you sure this is not bud bundy we're talking about? you know..the short kid on married with children. Wellllllllllllllllllll........he DOES make a reference to Peggy Bundy......... Yes, Peggy Bundy......watching "Opera"! See, I can read too!![sm=book.gif]

Leatherist -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:29:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel What's a shill? He's only been here two days........ so I'm guessing it's one of our resident pranksters who is bored...., or maybe I'm trying to comfort myself into believing this much fruit loopness can't exist in one body? And I'm trying to figure out how one can be "younger than older" (from his profile) and "more straight than bi". And if you require that the other person NOT be a psycho, shouldn't you reciprocate and not be one too? [sm=insane.gif] That was mean. The unicorns are crying now.

parttimehotty -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:30:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Are you trying to tell us you're too young to remember that phrase from "The Newlywed Game?" Dammit. Cali i was usually having my diaper changed at that time.... The show wasn't on last week!! http://sgsa.gameshowvideos.com/newlywed.php

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:36:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist quote: ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel What's a shill? He's only been here two days........ so I'm guessing it's one of our resident pranksters who is bored...., or maybe I'm trying to comfort myself into believing this much fruit loopness can't exist in one body? And I'm trying to figure out how one can be "younger than older" (from his profile) and "more straight than bi". And if you require that the other person NOT be a psycho, shouldn't you reciprocate and not be one too? [sm=insane.gif] That was mean. The unicorns are crying now. [sm=sad.gif] I'm sowwy wittle unicorns.............. hey wait just a cotton pickin' minute! What unicorns? [sm=wife.gif]

Raechard -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 12:56:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Looking4aDoormat The latest instance the blow my gasket thus causing me to vent here is that another 'shill' female slave just 'joined' yesterday. One-half of today is not even over with and she has 18 'friends'! That is averaging adding one friend every 100 minutes! Does she also add them in her sleep? And who do I see on her profile? Other eye-candy whom has her on their profile. Amazing--I understand that there is a thing called woman's intuition--but wow; I never knew that a girl in Seattle can hook up with one in Florida with one in Ohio with one in New York and then another in California in the span of less than 36 hours---especially since she does not click that she is actively looking for women....hmmmmm.......... Maybe it is a replacement profile because she lost her password and thus has 18 friends because she told 18 people she has a new profile? quote: Conspiracy theory---the owner(s) of this site are fraudulently creating profiles using third party pics. Am I off base? Tell me how. When people mention the truth you'll see that thread no more, thus this obviously isn't the truth. quote: How about the profiles that have been on here for two years and still have not found anyone. You know the ones that have essentially this typed in their profile--"I am a slave and will relocate. Age, Race, Looks do not matter." Do you really believe it would take this eye candy two years to find a suitor? I'm highly sceptical as to how many people here consider other people here real friends. quote: Also, these profiles have only one pic---usually in washed out faded colors--as if they were scanned back in 1992. It's a true crime when someone can't use a simple device effectively.

Griswold -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 1:15:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Looking4aDoormat In life, as the saying goes, "One gets what one pays for." The latest instance the blow my gasket thus causing me to vent here is that another 'shill' female slave just 'joined' yesterday. One-half of today is not even over with and she has 18 'friends'! Conspiracy theory---the owner(s) of this site are fraudulently creating profiles using third party pics. Am I off base? Tell me how. Disgruntled for wasting time and effort Looking4aDoormat Sure, CollarMe.com is loading up on fake titty just so they can sell a few more ads. They needed to raise their income to as much 40% of what it costs to run this site instead of their previous 39%. Why does anyone even care about this stuff? Don't like it...join a pay version (which, frankly...none offer as decent an environment as this)...ya know? Here's what "lookinforadoormat" is looking for (culled directly from his profile): "A submissive nympho who is quiet and not high maintenance. more low self esteem than proud. has a more uncertain future than a planned out one. is more average intellect than genius. is LESS of a Doormat/Inflatble Doll while making whoopie. Type "Dear Enis with the Penis" in your email so that I can tell that you at least read this line." (I don't make the news...I just report it...couldn't have made this shit up even if I'd have tried). (Didn't they execute Ted Bundy a while back...or did I read that wrong?)

darkesttdesire -> RE: ~~~Sick of the SHILLS~~~~ (5/15/2008 3:08:52 PM)
ORIGINAL: Looking4aDoormat might try the local hardware store, lots of hooks there too , "to hook up"

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