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SeeksOnlyOne -> im gonna be rich! (5/16/2008 5:49:04 AM)
as i stood at the gas pump this morning, seeing $20 barely be 5 gallons, i thought why do i feel like im gettin it up the ass without foreplay or lube. then VOILA! it came to me. im gonna invent an overflow cap for gas tanks. you will put it on before you start pumpin the gas, so not one drop is wasted. it will be shaped to look like a butt and you will stick the nozzle in the asshole part to fill your tank. all i need is someone who can help me come up with a material that will withstand the metal from the pump and not corrode from gas fumes....im willing to split all profits 75/25. come on we can do this! $19.95 plus s&h (shipping will be $1, my charge to handle it will be much higher) so who is gonna help me realize my dream? [sm=ass.gif]

sappatoti -> RE: im gonna be rich! (5/16/2008 6:00:39 AM)
Why not use that rubberized or silicone-ized material that already surrounds the petrol nozzle? It seems to me that either of those materials should hold up fairly well, as both are used in various products that come in contact with liquids. Even the RealDoll company uses them as the skin for their products. ;-) Using that material could also serve double-duty for your cap. Perhaps a drunk, horned-up guy going to a convenience market very early in the morning to fill up his auto's tank might look fondly at that cap and get an idea rather than attempting to take it out on the lone employee who's working at the time.

sappatoti -> RE: im gonna be rich! (5/16/2008 6:14:10 AM)
Just a follow up thought... you might be able to modify a Flesh Light for use as a prototype. You should remember to remove the electronic bits though. Failure to do so might redefine what is meant by explosive release. ;-)

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