|
ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Best Of YouTube=- (5/17/2008 10:06:48 PM)
|
I was very young when I heard my mom tell this joke… really young, I didn’t get it at the time but Step Tease reminds me of it.
A newlywed couple is in a hotel on their honeymoon. They are about to consummate their marriage and the wife goes into the bathroom, leaving the door open to tantalize him as she undresses. She takes off her false eyelashes and pulls off her wig. She takes off her earrings a then pulls off her fake Lee Nails. She slowly unzips her dress and wriggles out of it. She sits and removes her stockings with the grace of a stripper as she continues to tease her husband. Now she reaches into her bra removing the big padded cups before unclipping it and dropping it to the floor with a smooth slinky motion. She looks at her expectant husband and says, “what do you want from me baby, I'll give you anything.” He says, “you know what I want, unscrew it and throw it over here.”
|
|
|
|
