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CalifChick -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 2:30:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom
lol oh come on Cali, I perverd your profile before.


Okay, I wasn't going to tell you this, but I don't really see why not... you look like a Navy guy that I rode very hard and put away wet several years back.

Cali




subtee -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 2:30:52 PM)

Honestly, I didn't perv you because of the girl. Not that she's not hottalicktastic or whatever, but because, you know, you got one. I do like the way you write here.

I perv Dan all the time, which he knows, because he's hottalicktastic too and I love his journals.

[Edit: Tie-poe]




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 2:51:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom
lol oh come on Cali, I perverd your profile before.


Okay, I wasn't going to tell you this, but I don't really see why not... you look like a Navy guy that I rode very hard and put away wet several years back.

Cali



Well Cali if I'm ever single again maybe we can role play that moment for you again.  I mean just to help relive the memories as a friend of course ;)




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 2:53:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Maya2001

Well this is a good way to get a perved a few extra times [:D]


Crap! Now my ploy is blown.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 3:24:21 PM)

ok, I perved you just to see what all the fuss was about... think I might have before because of something you said that interested me...
that being said
yes, she is hottastic





SteelofUtah -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 3:30:11 PM)

See there I just perved Maya because of her totally spankable ass.
I have perved Subtee a few times cause I think she has an Awesome Rack.
I perved Cali cause I wanted to know if that was her ass ...... it wasn't.
I perv LOTS of people to see what theier Photos look like.

Why?

Cause I'm a Pervert.

Steel




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 5:06:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

See there I just perved Maya because of her totally spankable ass.
I have perved Subtee a few times cause I think she has an Awesome Rack.
I perved Cali cause I wanted to know if that was her ass ...... it wasn't.
I perv LOTS of people to see what theier Photos look like.

Why?

Cause I'm a Pervert.

Steel


Yea, I had to perv Cali, Maya and Subtee as well. Ah the joys of the internet!




KCherry -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 5:14:30 PM)

You two are both cute, that pic leaks cute from every pore. lol. :)




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 5:24:42 PM)

Well we both thank you very much and I have to say yours is full of cuteness as well (yes you got perved)




Phin -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 6:30:13 PM)

Hi my name is Phin, and I am a perv

Hi, Phin

I do look at men's profile from time to time, but I perv women like a motherfuker...




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 10:17:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phin

Hi my name is Phin, and I am a perv

Hi, Phin

I do look at men's profile from time to time, but I perv women like a motherfuker...


Hi, Phin

I'm wondering what the Preamble or How It Works is for PA.




GreedyTop -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 10:43:46 PM)

*snort*




HypnoticDan -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 11:16:48 PM)

The best things about musical boredom's pics is that if you flip back and forth quickly enough it looks like she's being spanked at your command. Whee!

I've been called a lot of things. Only one was harder to pronounce than hotalicktastic. ...sigh... good times, good times...




SteelofUtah -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/16/2008 11:33:02 PM)

MB Are you ALSO a Friend of Bill W.'s or of Jimmy K.'s??

Welcome to the Fold. I'm a Friend of Both

(PSSSSSSST: Only friends of Bill call it the Preamble, only the Good Addicts and Alcoholics call it that) 




BlackPhx -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/17/2008 9:04:54 AM)

Hey...No complaining..He's the cute one in our pics...[sm=couch.gif]

poenkitten (whose never seen a picture of her she liked)




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/17/2008 10:03:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

MB Are you ALSO a Friend of Bill W.'s or of Jimmy K.'s??

Welcome to the Fold. I'm a Friend of Both

(PSSSSSSST: Only friends of Bill call it the Preamble, only the Good Addicts and Alcoholics call it that) 


Bill W.  17 years 8 months and 7 days

Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly perved all profiles...





MusicalBoredom -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/17/2008 10:07:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlackPhx

Hey...No complaining..He's the cute one in our pics...[sm=couch.gif]

poenkitten (whose never seen a picture of her she liked)


oh come on pk, you are both cute but I think I speak for us all when I say we would like to see you mounted on that cross.




Renee7852 -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/17/2008 10:22:00 AM)

poen....you look great in that pic.  Lady4 and I both agree you ooze happiness and *peace of mind* in that photo!

             I ........am truly happy for you!  you deserve it!




SteelofUtah -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/17/2008 10:23:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom

quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

MB Are you ALSO a Friend of Bill W.'s or of Jimmy K.'s??

Welcome to the Fold. I'm a Friend of Both

(PSSSSSSST: Only friends of Bill call it the Preamble, only the Good Addicts and Alcoholics call it that) 


Bill W.  17 years 8 months and 7 days

Rarely have we seen a person fail who has thoroughly perved all profiles...




On July 13th I'll be 4 years old.

Steel




tsatske -> RE: Pictures and Pictures (5/18/2008 5:54:16 PM)

RARELY HAVE we seen a person fail who has thoroughly followed our path. Those who do not recover are people who cannot or will not completely give themselves over completely to the most hotalicktastic Dominant on CM, usually men and women who are constitutionally incapable of being a complete and total pervert. There are such unfortunates. They are not at fault; they seem to have been born vanilla. They are naturally incapable of grasping and developing a manner of living which demands constant, kinky sex. Their chances of getting laid are less than average. There are those, too, who suffer from grave emotional and mental disorders, vanillas and other normal people, but many of them can be perverted if they have a capacity for sadism and/or masochism.


Our stories disclose, in a highly specific and very detailed, way the fuck too much information way, what we used to be like as vanillas, what happened, and what perverts we are now. If you have decided you want what we have and are willing to go to any length to get it - then you are ready to take certain steps.

At some of these we balked. We tried bratting, we tried samming, we tried TFTB. We thought we could find an easier, softer way. But we could not. With all the earnestness at our command, we beg of you to be fearless and thorough from the very start. Some of us have tried to hold on to our old ideas and the result was nil until we got on our knees and let go absolutely.

Remember that we deal with perversion - kinky, erotic, persuasive! Alone, it is too much for us. Self torture and cyber can never match the power of the real thing! But there is One who has all power - that One is The UberDom(me). May you find Him/Her now!


Half measures availed us nothing. We stood, naked, at the turning point. We asked to be put under His protection with complete abandon.

Here are the steps we took, which are suggested as a program of training:

1. We admitted we were powerless over our perversion - that our lives had become banal and vanilla.
2. Came to believe that a True Master, Mistress, or slave would be able to restore us to our former Kinkiness.
3. Made a decision to submit our will and our lives to The UberDom(me), if only we could find Him/Her.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of Internet, looking for one true Master (/Mistress/slave).
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to the entire World Wide Web, the exact nature of our fantasies.
6. Were entirely ready to have Master discipline us for every defect of character (provided the discipline is something we really like).
7. Humbly and on our knees, asked Him to punish us for being such bad, bad little slaves.
8. Made a list of all Dominants we found hotalicktastic, and became willing to be spanked by them all.
9. Bared our bottoms to such tops, wherever possible, except when to do so would cross our Hard or Soft Boundaries or Limits or otherwise be No Fun.
10. Continued to search tirelessly for that One True Dom (even after we were collared by one of them) and when we needed to be spanked, promptly admitted it.
11. Sought through constant study of endless good wanking material to improve our understanding of Kink, as we understood it, opening ourselves only to such knowledge as fit our own fantasies.
12. Having had our bottoms nicely reddened, as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other kinksters, and to practice perversion in all of our daily affairs.

Many of us exclaimed, "What an order! I can“t go through with it. I won't be able to sit down!" Do not be discouraged. No one among us has been able to maintain anything like perfect pervertedness. We are not saints, but neither have we perfected the art of sinning. The point is, that we are willing to grow within our perversion, to slowly become more YKIOK, as we constantly learn new things. The principles we have set down are guides to progress. We claim progress in perversion, rather than perverted perfectionism.




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