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CalifChick -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 9:59:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
You, ho, Cali.I just knew you were putting some lines out for your Florida fishing trip. I just changed the sleeping arrangement chart. You are now on the couch on the porch. It is screened in so you won't need DEET or mosquito netting, but...no AC for you !


You seriously just called me a ho? A HO???  I've got all these women coming to see you and you called me a HO.  Talk about ungrateful... well buster, this HO is sleeping in the best bed in the house.  Keep it up and you'll be outside.

Cali




GreedyTop -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 10:42:23 PM)

woohoo! so the guest list now is:

Cali, Gwyn, Tulip, Me, RS, Lushyslut?, maybe Christine? I have a twin sized mattress I could bring, if needed.. (yay for my blazer!)




MissMagnolia -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:04:06 PM)

WTF??? I missed this thread so I also don't get an invite to the orgy? I mean fishing trip.

You all just suck.[sm=ass.gif][sm=angry.gif]




GreedyTop -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:05:47 PM)

End of July (last weekend), SW Fl.. CJs place....




MissMagnolia -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:08:39 PM)

Fairy Nuff. I'm booking the flight.[:D]




GreedyTop -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:10:54 PM)

WOOHOO! 




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:13:55 PM)

~ real damn fast reply ~
 
Woohoo, i want my very own Resident Sadist - but only the original. Does he come with a certificate of authenticity?
 
phoenix




GreedyTop -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:27:56 PM)

sure, I can forge ya one in no time. just let me get my image editing program open.....




dreamofthemoon -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:29:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: fairerthanshe

Sponge Bob scares me...


Same here.  So if i buy a ResidentSadist, can i get rid of the SpongeBob, too?  Or do they come hand in hand?  Er, so to speak...




MontrealPhoenix -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:30:58 PM)

That would be great, they are normally so expensive, noone would believe i was able to afford anything but a knockoff.
 
phoenix




ResidentSadist -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/16/2008 11:34:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix
~ real damn fast reply ~
 
Woohoo, i want my very own Resident Sadist - but only the original. Does he come with a certificate of authenticity?
 
phoenix

Yes but, the certificate is issued as a white tattoo that goes on the inside of your left wrist.

[edit: of note, coincidentally, it is a phoenix winged triquetra.]




cjan -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 5:53:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
You, ho, Cali.I just knew you were putting some lines out for your Florida fishing trip. I just changed the sleeping arrangement chart. You are now on the couch on the porch. It is screened in so you won't need DEET or mosquito netting, but...no AC for you !


You seriously just called me a ho? A HO???  I've got all these women coming to see you and you called me a HO.  Talk about ungrateful... well buster, this HO is sleeping in the best bed in the house.  Keep it up and you'll be outside.

Cali



I just love it when ya go all butch Cali. Ok, not a ho...a pimpette sound better ? Btw, inside/outside, whatever, you're sleeping with me ! So, do consider that.




phoenixinchains -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 5:57:09 AM)

i'd like to order one RS for the imaginary co-ed strip club, please.




cjan -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 5:57:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

Fairy Nuff. I'm booking the flight.[image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s2.gif[/image]


MissM, I would love to meet you as well, of course. This is starting to look like an open house party of kinksters. I like to go with the flow, sooo. c'mon down. I'm sure we can work things out. Sleep in shifts, if we have to, or a puppy pile. Or maybe a few will have to, ummm, suck it up and sleep with, I mean at, the college boys house down the road... or at the dungeon house.

By the way, lushyslut and I are both massage therapists and, certainly, between us, we can help your back pain and headaches from hauling around that G bewbage.




hejira92 -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 6:38:33 AM)

Ahemm (cough, cough)   Party in SW Florida? Is anyone aware of Alligator Alley? Did you know that Master and I regularly take the Softail across and back in one day just for the ride?
 
Now, I don't mean to be rude, or, heavens, push myself where I'm not wanted, but-- HEY! I WANNA COME TOO!!!![sm=hissyfit.gif]
 
 




ResidentSadist -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 6:47:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hejira92
...Is anyone aware of Alligator Alley? Did you know that Master and I regularly take the Softail across and back in one day just for the ride?

I used to live in Sarasota and often went fishing on weekends in Miami/Keys.   I loved the drive accross the ally even in a car. 




phoenixinchains -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 6:49:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains

i'd like to order one RS for the imaginary co-ed strip club, please.

how long shall i wait for delivery?




SinLee -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 9:35:46 AM)

/wants to come to the party too :p




cjan -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 10:21:14 AM)

hejira, you have mail




hejira92 -> RE: ResidentSadist (5/17/2008 10:47:02 AM)

Yes! [sm=dancer.gif]
 
Thanks! I left a phone message for Master. I hope to be reading it soon!!!!




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