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Unlucky Lawyer - 5/16/2008 6:30:48 PM

mienliebte

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Once there was this guy named Bill, and his favorite sport was driving around in his truck hitting lawyers. One day as Bill was out running over lawyers and having tons of fun, he saw a priest hitchhikingon the side of the road. Mistaking him for a lawyer, Bill almost hit him, but swerved away at the last second. Feeling terrible, Bill offered to give the priest a ride. So Bill and the priest are driving along, neither of them saying much, when Bill saw a lawyer walking along. He immediately recognized him by the trail of slime he left in his wake. Getting all excited, Bill sped up in hot pursuit of the lawyer. At the very last second, Bill remembered the priest sitting in his truck with him, and he swerved out of the way. Relieved to have missed the lawyer, Bill turned to the priest. "Father, I almost hit a lawyer!" Bill cried. "Oh dont worry sonny" the priest replied. "I got him with my door."

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RE: Unlucky Lawyer - 5/24/2008 3:43:47 PM

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bursts into hysterical laughter

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RE: Unlucky Lawyer - 5/24/2008 4:04:56 PM

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Hehe!

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RE: Unlucky Lawyer - 5/24/2008 4:49:37 PM

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first heard this as a racist joke... funny how ideals change, but jokes find a way to last

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