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kiyari -> Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 8:37:06 PM)
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/picnic-table-sex.php Gah, the... absurdity. Some folks have no life (and I am not referring to the poor bloke on the hot seat, here) Sheesh

mnottertail -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 8:40:57 PM)
oh, my fucking god... up until this very moment, I thought I was the only one who ever fucked the shit out of an ottoman. Ron

chellekitty -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 8:45:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail oh, my fucking god... up until this very moment, I thought I was the only one who ever fucked the shit out of an ottoman. Ron why do you have shit in your ottoman? i am guessing that you don't have guests very often... chelle

mnottertail -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 8:54:43 PM)
in/out...............learn to merge baby. 'nuff said

ownedgirlie -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 9:06:45 PM)
I have to admit, that coffee table pictured in the article is pretty cool. Hey, people do crazy things with...um...crazy things. A picnic table seems less harmless than a vaccuum cleaner, and you should hear the ER reports about vaccuum cleaners, lol.

BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/16/2008 9:58:27 PM)
Hey that didn't look anything like Owner4SexSlave, so maybe he isn't alone in wanting splinters in his butt from picnic table sex. Hmmmm.

pahunkboy -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 5:53:49 AM)
so he is an exhibitionist. I guess I dont want to know what happened on a table I eat at. Hmm. gosh- my broken table you know the pricey crapy built type that peeling vegas collapsed the top that has been re-attached, in quality partical baord- has a bonus. no one banged on it. lol. anyhow try a machine machine. thats fun.

Lucylastic -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 9:41:10 AM)
I found this particularly amusing "The police found out about this torrid love affair from an anonymous tipster who handed in three DVDs full of unusual amateur porn. According to the police the DVDs show the guy "involved in a sex act in his bedroom" after which he "walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it." So why did the snooping neighbors record three DVDs before they handed them over to the cops? Were they just fans of his work? Were they going to start their own website?" I would be more worried about the neighbours Lucy

corsetgirl -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 9:48:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic I found this particularly amusing "The police found out about this torrid love affair from an anonymous tipster who handed in three DVDs full of unusual amateur porn. According to the police the DVDs show the guy "involved in a sex act in his bedroom" after which he "walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it." So why did the snooping neighbors record three DVDs before they handed them over to the cops? Were they just fans of his work? Were they going to start their own website?" I would be more worried about the neighbours Lucy I used to do it on a picnic table adjacent to the police department. Sheesh! If I were his neighbors, I would have KEPT the DVDs for my own personal pleasure but I guess that is the voyeur/perv in me!

christine1 -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 9:53:30 AM)
i think the neighbors should get slapped for this as well...they filmed it over and over again for hells sakes. while i dont' think he should have done this in the view of others, i don't think the neighbors had the right to film it again and again. i think i just really hate nosy neighbors.

ownedgirlie -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 10:03:42 AM)
I agree re: the neighbors. THREE DVDs??? I mean seriously...

Lucylastic -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 10:25:45 AM)
I bet they made copies..., it is a bit of overkill..three dvd,s how many hours for gawd sake???, one of them had a hard on for it, but of course they would never admit to it. bah humbug This didnt escape me either "According to the police the DVDs show Price "involved in a sex act in his bedroom" after which he "walks out to his deck, tilts the table on its side and has sex with it." not just a random encounter, ..... he seriously needs to get some thick curtains and privet hedges adn curb his enthusiasm for exhibitionism or he will be spending more time with metal bed frames. I hate nosey neighbours too, heh, even tho Im in the local neighbourhood watch, this goes beyond watchful. Lucy

PanthersMom -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 11:12:10 AM)
ok, i think i might have heard it all, not sure, but i'm thinking it's pretty close. PM

kiwisub12 -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 11:18:58 AM)
With a picnic table, huh? i guess it beats beating the meat to tenderise it before grilling. hehe

hizgeorgiapeach -> RE: Abuse of Furniture (5/17/2008 11:26:23 AM)
Damn, and here when I read the title of the thread I thought it was gonna be about someone going psycho and using the flogger on their chaise lounge but ignoring it's safeword....

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