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Boondoggle -> RE: Spankings...the noise factor? (5/20/2008 10:13:03 AM)
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"It happens fairly often, when we get to getting off
that a soft and tender thud come through the wall.
We know that they can hear us, it's their little way to cheer us on
Since they apparently have no sex at all.
We suspect that they're a little shy, yes that must be the reason why,
they never seem to look us in the face.
We'll have to have a 'do' where we invite them over to
get to know us in a confidential way.
And we'll say:
Hi there we're your Kinky neighbors!
It's great that you came by to see the pad.
Hi there we're your Kinky neighbors!
How lovely that you brought your mom and dad.
Won't you step in and have a gin and tonic?
We'll mix it up and serve it in a nice colonic!
Hi! (Hi!) We're your Kinky neighbors,
and we know how to treat our neighbors right!
Have you met our friend Horatio, he's gifted at fellatio,
but Geraldine's a top and somewhat frigid.
I see you have a massive fist, are you a sadomasochist?
If so Manuel can handle up to twenty inches!
Hi there we're your Kinky neighbors!
Thank you so much for calling the police.
Hi there we're your Kinky neighbors!
They learned to show up with their truncheon greased.
If you should be awakened by some screaming late at night
it only means her nipple clamps are on a little tight so,
Hi! (Hi!) We're your kinky neighbors
and we know how to treat our neighbors right!
Hi! (Hi!) We're your super-duper kinky neighbors
and we know know how to treat our neighbors ri-i-i-ight!
<Guitar riff> Hi!"
The Kinky Neighbor Song by The Wet Spots
If nothing else, you know you're not the only one with this 'problem.' I'm fortunate enough to have an apartment in a building commonly referred to as 'kink central,' so strange noises from the few apartments here are usually met with encouragement.
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