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lilmissdefiant -> Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 2:15:18 AM)

have you ever had, or named Your, or his Cock?


The best name i've given to a Cock is Gonzo Mc Twitchy
beat that :P



phoenixinchains -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 2:35:09 AM)

i don't know about naming, but last week i screamed, "YOU MONSTER!" and i was facing His penis...



lilmissdefiant -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 3:01:41 AM)

lol that works



Hollangrad -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:17:53 AM)

Vladimar the Soulless, for he will without a second thought destroy hundreds apon thousands of unborn children in one foul flick of the wrist.



nyc22m -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:22:04 AM)

THE CAPTAIN: because no matter how i try to fight it , i go where he leads



sirsholly -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:23:01 AM)

Ralph [8|]



MissMagnolia -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:24:11 AM)

I once had a friend refer to his dick as Dr Biviano's Meat Injection. When I say friend, I mean ex friend of course.



Phin -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:27:55 AM)

I have jokingly called mine several things, but never givin it a name for long term

I did have a buddy that would call his One eyed Willie the Whale. Another guy called his tiny.



ResidentSadist -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 4:33:26 AM)

Never named it but called it a penisaurus once.



MladyHathor -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 5:06:15 AM)

Mine.



sirsholly -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 6:16:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MladyHathor

Mine.


this gets my vote!!!!  [sm=champ.gif]



chamberqueen -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 7:40:16 AM)

When I was married we called my husband's dick "Homer" because it always knew how to find the way "home" (my privates).  



faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 7:45:09 AM)

used to have dildo that i named "am i in yet".



SinLee -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 10:37:39 AM)

faery, i think i've had boyfriends i've called that as well....

only other name was one given to a guys dick by a group of us girls... ."shotgun - one pump and it blows" (can we say "should learn to jerk off before sex???")



SteelofUtah -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 10:42:23 AM)

I used to call my penis "Your Other Boyfriend" cause some girls usually wanted to spend more time with it then with me.

Steel



cjan -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 10:51:53 AM)

When it do me right, "Carlito", when it do me wrong, "Meathead". Prick has a mind of it's own ...



Daddysredhead -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 11:02:19 AM)

quote:


beat that :P

Very funny quote in a penis thread!!!  LOL

In high school, one guy had named his Fred. 

Daddy once called his Jake ("Gotta shake Jake" = gotta pee).

Most of the time, I just refer to it as "My Daddy's cock."  [8D]




Lucylastic -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 11:11:38 AM)

Wilf



PanthersMom -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 11:16:26 AM)

junior, senior being the attatched male. 

PM



rubberpet -> RE: Naming the Penis (5/17/2008 11:19:52 AM)

Hmmmm, Lil Johnny McSquirt! [:D] 

I now refer to it as "Hers".  It's Her penis, I just carry it around to pee.



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