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KnightofMists -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/19/2008 4:34:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I nominate KnightofMists


Thank You... but I decline the Nomination...... I know I am the Best for two...and that is good enough for me... and I hope that each submissive person can say with all candor and honesty that their dominant or master is the best for them. 

Now...if you this was Best Asshole of the year!!! count me in... but I suspect the competition will be intense!!!




awakenednj -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/19/2008 4:35:52 PM)

Mine is, Mine is!!!!! Why, because he knows every inch of my mind and body and how to push them beyond anything I'd imagined... because he is just so damn sexy, because he knows how to make me react to a single word or touch in a way no one ever has not matter what they tried. Because he can take me, take everything I put out and bring it back in spades...

Because, because, because,... because of the wonderful things he does!!!!




DS4DUMMIES -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/19/2008 4:58:44 PM)

Umm.....my slave is on a business trip and does not have internet access....but she really wanted me to write in and submit her nomination for me as Master Of The Year 2008.

"My Master is one of a kind. When he was born, they broke the test tube. I remember the first time we met. He was such a gentleman. First we went to dinner. I know he'd have opened the door for me at the restaurant, were it not for the fact that the ordering speaker was right next to my door.  He even let ME have the tray. What a guy.

Then after dinner, he took me to a really nice bar for a drink. Well....several drinks. He was nice to the ladies who worked there. He gave them a lot of tips, and they really liked him. Especially the one with the tassles on her nipples and the chrome pole. I think he gave her $100.00 and a laptop. How many men would give a woman a laptop like that? 

Then we went to a Celtics game, at another local bar. I watched him pounding on the bar and became very wet, wishing it were me he was pounding on. All of the swearing in that place turned me on so much. I told him I was ready. He was very attentive during the time-outs.

Then he took me to a really nice motel. It was air conditioned an had a phone too! We had live porn next door and I know it was S&M going on there because we kept hearing the woman's head hitting the wall, over and over. So we turned up the TV real loud ....and we watched some heavy duty porn to get in the mood. The movie was called "Star Whores". The nice old man who owned the motel stopped by and invited me to come visit his office and he'd show me Mr. Happy. I told him I'd seen that movie.

Master then tied me up for the first time. He had forgotten the toybag, but he was really handy. He knotted the sheets together and used them as rope. He even kept the stained parts off my body. Then for a whip, he took down the rope plant holder and beat me with it. I know that were it not for the dust cloud...I'd have reached subspace for sure.

He offered to take down the shower curtain rod and penetrate me with it, but I was really tired by then. We laid in bed together, and we slept until the raid woke us up.

I know there are Masters with more money. There must be. I mean, there are, right?????.... but I think MY Master is the best!"

(wiping away tears...I don't deserve her......sniff...)




eyesopened -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 1:32:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CelticPrince
quote:

Best for whom?

eyes,
the eyes of the beholder!
CP

A year ago i wrote the following in my journal and then He found me.  InkedMaster is all that i had dreamed of... and more than i could have hoped for:
 
My ideal Master? He should be as opposite from female as He can be. A big hairy beast of a Man, who knows the value of a good fart and feels He has the right to large chucks of red meat.
 
The ideal Master knows that a meal that takes hours to prepare will always be more satisfying than one heated in the microwave and knows that a relationship molded, constructed and conditioned over time will be more satisfying that instant collaring.
 
He is patient.
He pushes limits.
 
He is always mindful that trust is earned. He makes His slave perform things she may not like but for His pleasure not for her degradation. He knows this will eventually build her self esteem even if she doesn't know that at the time.
 
He knows that praise and reward motivates and that punishment demotivates and uses one to encourage a behavior and the other to discourage a behavior.
 
He has the ability to laugh and actually be silly at times. He laughs often and out loud. He can laugh at Himself.
 
His slave may have talents, experiences, or capabilities that exceed His and He uses to His advantage rather than be jealous or belittle them.
 
He knows how to fix things or build things like cars or a backyard deck. He knows how to use a lawnmower.
 
He is happy with women doing women's work and men doing men's work and isn't ashamed to be 'traditional' in that regard. He would rather have his woman at home. He honestly believes females are created for His delight and that they are not all blood-sucking bitches.
 
He sometimes doesn't know which He loves more, His woman or His Harley and He treats each with equal use and care.
 
My ideal Master would be handsome but not necessarily handsome in the TV or movies kind of way, His good looks come mainly in His self-confidence. He sees me as more beautiful than i see myself.
 
He doesn't run away from difficulty. His property may need fixing from time to time. He doesn't tow His car to the junk yard for throwing a rod and He doesn't uncollar His slave because she pitches a fit.
 
When He says "I love you." it refers to a deep emotion not a whim or a throw-away phrase and there are no conditions on His love, it is something His slave can rely upon, His love is her rock, her anchor. He is able to accept her love as something He needs, it refreshes and renews Him and He relies upon it.




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 11:54:17 AM)

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That guy is really good" or I hear other D-types praise His technique.
redhead,

well i reserve judgment until I can observe it for myself. Thanks for your input.

CP




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 11:56:47 AM)

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Of course I am going to nominate my Master. I think LocutusofBorg is the best of 2008 because he is loving, caring, firm, fair, consistent, good Of course I am going to nominate my Master. I think LocutusofBorg is the best of 2008 because he is loving, caring, firm, fair, consistent, good Of course I am going to nominate my Master. I think LocutusofBorg is the best of 2008 because he is loving, caring, firm, fair, consistent, good listener and gives one hell of a good spanking. <http://www.collarchat.com/image/s4.gif>


nurse, but he came back from the collective, do you have an imposter there?

CP




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 11:58:56 AM)

quote:

I have the theme song Greatest Master 6:52


RS

and your point is?

CP




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 12:02:54 PM)

quote:

Umm.....my slave is on a business trip and does not have internet access....but she really wanted me to write in and submit her nomination for me as Master Of The Year 2008.

"My Master is one of a kind. When he was born, they broke the test tube. I remember the first time we met. He was such a gentleman. First we went to dinner. I know he'd have opened the door for me at the restaurant, were it not for the fact that the ordering speaker was right next to my door. He even let ME have the tray. What a guy.

Then after dinner, he took me to a really nice bar for a drink. Well....several drinks. He was nice to the ladies who worked there. He gave them a lot of tips, and they really liked him. Especially the one with the tassles on her nipples and the chrome pole. I think he gave her $100.00 and a laptop. How many men would give a woman a laptop like that?

Then we went to a Celtics game, at another local bar. I watched him pounding on the bar and became very wet, wishing it were me he was pounding on. All of the swearing in that place turned me on so much. I told him I was ready. He was very attentive during the time-outs.

Then he took me to a really nice motel. It was air conditioned an had a phone too! We had live porn next door and I know it was S&M going on there because we kept hearing the woman's head hitting the wall, over and over. So we turned up the TV real loud ....and we watched some heavy duty porn to get in the mood. The movie was called "Star Whores". The nice old man who owned the motel stopped by and invited me to come visit his office and he'd show me Mr. Happy. I told him I'd seen that movie.

Master then tied me up for the first time. He had forgotten the toybag, but he was really handy. He knotted the sheets together and used them as rope. He even kept the stained parts off my body. Then for a whip, he took down the rope plant holder and beat me with it. I know that were it not for the dust cloud...I'd have reached subspace for sure.

He offered to take down the shower curtain rod and penetrate me with it, but I was really tired by then. We laid in bed together, and we slept until the raid woke us up.

I know there are Masters with more money. There must be. I mean, there are, right?????.... but I think MY Master is the best!"

(


DS4

now there was a caring and very touching story.

CP




subtee -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 12:04:24 PM)

~FR

Um...taste test?




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 12:09:26 PM)

quote:

A year ago i wrote the following in my journal and then He found me. InkedMaster is all that i had dreamed of... and more than i could have hoped for:

My ideal Master? He should be as opposite from female as He can be. A big hairy beast of a Man, who knows the value of a good fart and feels He has the right to large chucks of red meat.

The ideal Master knows that a meal that takes hours to prepare will always be more satisfying than one heated in the microwave and knows that a relationship molded, constructed and conditioned over time will be more satisfying that instant collaring.

He is patient.
He pushe
s limits.

He is always mindful that trust is earned. He makes His slave perform things she may not like but for His pleasure not for her degradation. He knows this will eventually build her self esteem even if she doesn't know that at the time.

He knows that praise and reward motivates and that punishment demotivates and uses one to encourage a behavior and the other to discourage a behavior.

He has the ability to laugh and actually be silly at times. He laughs often and out loud. He can laugh at Himself.

His slave may have talents, experiences, or capabilities that exceed His and He uses to His advantage rather than be jealous or belittle them.

He knows how to fix things or build things like cars or a backyard deck. He knows how to use a lawnmower.

He is happy with women doing women's work and men doing men's work and isn't ashamed to be 'traditional' in that regard. He would rather have his woman at home. He honestly believes females are created for His delight and that they are not all blood-sucking bitches.

He sometimes doesn't know which He loves more, His woman or His Harley and He treats each with equal use and care.

My ideal Master would be handsome but not necessarily handsome in the TV or movies kind of way, His good looks come mainly in His self-confidence. He sees me as more beautiful than i see myself.

He doesn't run away from difficulty. His property may need fixing from time to time. He doesn't tow His car to the junk yard for throwing a rod and He doesn't uncollar His slave because she pitches a fit.

When He says "I love you." it refers to a deep emotion not a whim or a throw-away phrase and there are no conditions on His love, it is something His slave can rely upon, His love is her rock, her anchor. He is able to accept her love as something He needs, it refreshes and renews Him and He relies upon it.

_____________________________

Proudly owned by InkedMaster. He is the one i obey, serve, honor and love.

No one is honored for what they've received. Honor is the reward for what has been given.



eyes,

phew , you set up a very tight criteria and it worked for you; congrats.

CP




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 12:10:56 PM)

quote:

~FR

Um...taste test?


subtee,

Huh?

CP




subtee -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 12:14:30 PM)

You know, to judge "the best" like Coke or Pepsi...

it could be a blind taste test...

It's ~cough~ all very scientific.




hejira92 -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 3:15:26 PM)

I'm sorry. I can't play your game.
 
Master is not the Best Master of the year 2008.
 
He is the Best Master of All Time, every year, every month, every day, every hour, every minute and every second. 
 
For me, that is.
 
And that is what being the Best Master is about- being the best for your particular sub/slave. Comparisons are worthless. Competitions are of even less value.
 
Let's celebrate the individual joys of our individual relationships rather than playing one-upsmanship.
 
I love Master with all my heart, soul, mind and body. I hope every sub with a master feels the same way. I wish for all those subs searching to find someone who makes them feel as whole and healthy as mine makes me.
 
I dislike this whole thread.
 
 




windchymes -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 4:18:37 PM)

MasterCard gets all my devotion.




awakenednj -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 5:27:56 PM)

Reading other posts... I just didnt take this as anything but a lighthearted thing.... Sorry CP if I was being more playful than you intended this to be. Since Im too new for any kind of serious judging, just tried to post the bounce-in-my-step i was feeling at the moment. Hope you can forgive a silly little girl...




Aileen1968 -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/20/2008 5:50:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: awakenednj

Reading other posts... I just didnt take this as anything but a lighthearted thing.... Sorry CP if I was being more playful than you intended this to be. Since Im too new for any kind of serious judging, just tried to post the bounce-in-my-step i was feeling at the moment. Hope you can forgive a silly little girl...


I wouldn't sweat it.  CP seems to think that he is the ultimate judge on all the right ways to do things in bdsm.  At least he seems to think he is in the threads he starts.




eyesopened -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/21/2008 2:03:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

I'm sorry. I can't play your game.
 
Master is not the Best Master of the year 2008.
 
He is the Best Master of All Time, every year, every month, every day, every hour, every minute and every second. 
 
For me, that is.
 
And that is what being the Best Master is about- being the best for your particular sub/slave. Comparisons are worthless. Competitions are of even less value.
 
Let's celebrate the individual joys of our individual relationships rather than playing one-upsmanship.
 
I love Master with all my heart, soul, mind and body. I hope every sub with a master feels the same way. I wish for all those subs searching to find someone who makes them feel as whole and healthy as mine makes me.
 
I dislike this whole thread.
 
 


Hear hear!!  Thank you!  Which is why i started by saying "best for whom?" because best for me could easily be worst for someone else.  Perhaps the tread was entitle poorly.  CP seems to think i set up a tight criteria but that's a subject observation as well.  i belong to the one i should belong to.  Nothing else really matters.




rubberpet -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/21/2008 2:42:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

MasterCard gets all my devotion.


I hear that!!!  I may not have a MasterCard, but my Visa is everywhere I wanna be:  the poor house, the out house, and on the corner of Flat Broke Street and Up To My Ass In Debt Avenue! [:D]




CelticPrince -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/21/2008 5:49:36 AM)

quote:

I'm sorry. I can't play your game.

hejira,

Well it was not intended to be a game, but a forum to define what makes a great "D".

CP




Cuffkinks -> RE: Best Master of the year 2008 (5/21/2008 11:42:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes
MasterCard gets all my devotion.


Laptop computer...1700 dollars.
High-Speed internet...33 dollars per month.
Getting a laugh that almost had Me spitting soda all over My 1700 dollar laptop computer...

                                                PRICELESS!!!




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