No more size queens ---> equestrians

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Tigrita -> No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 1:34:11 PM)
New sexual terminology, coined by D's son Chris (promised I'd give credit where credit is due). We were talking about a guy literally hung like a horse, verifiably 12 inches long and so thick you can't get your fingers around it... and a chick that worships him for it... so he's The Horse and she's The Equestrian. I love it, so I'm spreading it. No more 'size queens', they are hence forth equestrians!

Level -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 1:41:18 PM)
Can't we just call them a doctor? Or split open like a log? [:D]

everhope -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 1:57:16 PM)
is that two hands fingers touching thick? this is almost verging on a beastiality thread and i thought those were forbidden. may we all find our bliss, everhope

sirsholly -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 2:02:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Tigrita We were talking about a guy literally hung like a horse, verifiably 12 inches long and so thick you can't get your fingers around it... [sm=afraid.gif]eek!!

Level -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 2:08:13 PM)
*winnies like Trigger*

sirsholly -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 2:33:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Level *winnies like Trigger* Puts on Lone Ranger mask and prepares to mount... oops...wait a minute....that was Silver...wasn't it?? Never mind.

windchymes -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:03:05 PM)
So, when he says he has to pee like a racehorse, believe him! [8\|]

Daddysredhead -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:03:44 PM)
Equestrians, huh? Gives a whole new meaning to the folks who live in and around Middleburg, VA aka "Hunt Country." Does this woman who worships the big-hung one use a riding crop to bring him into compliance? [8\|]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:06:14 PM)
i doubt its inches it is more likely that it is centimetres...men get that confused alot.

kittinSol -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:06:26 PM)
"I'm going for a ride" will never sound quite the same again [:-] .

LadyHibiscus -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:43:30 PM)
Okay, now THAT is a picture I wouldn't mind seeing.....

Lynnxz -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 3:53:06 PM)
o.o eeep! Too big for me, thanks... None of this please But seriously though.. where do you put 12 inches?

kittinSol -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 4:02:16 PM)
It's useful if you have a few umbrellas to hang.

sirsholly -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 4:05:19 PM)
or of you need to hang up your winter coat.....

kittinSol -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 4:11:23 PM)
Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that.

Level -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 4:18:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that. LOL [X(]

cjan -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 4:56:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittinSol Yeah, but that only goes if the guy has long legs. If he's a bit of a midget, the coat will just trail on the floor and we can't have that. Yes, but then you could use him as a tripod, as a bar stool, for a potted plant, or to rest your drink on, etc. Very ummm, stable...no pun intended. whinneys

LeMis -> RE: No more size queens ---> equestrians (5/18/2008 5:28:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: Level *winnies like Trigger* Puts on Lone Ranger mask and prepares to mount... oops...wait a minute....that was Silver...wasn't it?? Never mind. Awww Holly... just start singing, "Happy Trails".... hehe [;)] [:D][:D][:D]

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