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ResidentSadist -> -=Naughty Nuns at the Gate=- (5/19/2008 6:20:04 PM)
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I know it's old but I searhed humor for 'nuns' and read them all, this isn't posted yet so here goes:
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-=Naughty Nuns=-
A bus load of nuns goes off a cliff killing them all. Nuns get admitted into Heaven through a special gate and are expected to have one last confessional before they become angels. The nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their last sins before they are made holy.
"And so," says St. Peter,” have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
"Well," says the 1st Nun in line, "I did once just touch the tip of one with the tip of my finger."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
The next Nun admits that "Well, yes, I did once get carried away and I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit."
"OK" says St. Peter, "Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into heaven."
Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is trying to cut in front.
"Well now, what's going on here?" says St. Peter.
"Well, your holiness," says the Nun that is trying to improve her position in line, "If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want to do it before Mary Catherine sticks her ass in it!"
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