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tarnishdhaylo -> found this funny (5/20/2008 6:21:37 AM)
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Three women: One engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night
all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over
their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and
said, You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all
night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in
the door and saw me he said, What's for dinner, Batman?
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